Gun related: What should I do?

[MakAttak]

JOIN THE NRA!

And your local/state second amendment advocates!

(How did this thread get 3 pages before someone said this?)

Edit: ok, I'm now on page 4.

 

[GingerGuy]

I'll play...

32 oz's of pure cleaning solution.

 

[Cyclimus]

Don't brandish or they'll take it and beat you to death with it.

 

[MakAttak]

Never with a caliber that doesn't start with a .4...

 

[bmitchell]

Obryez and Jennings J-22.

 

[MakAttak]

Seriously, a marlin 39a. You'll never regret it.

 

[Wheeler44]

Heller, what does it mean................?

 

[ZeSpectre]

Well it depends but it's probably not a good idea.
And for God's Sake wear SAFETY GLASSES and HEARING protection

(EDIT: Oh and thanks for all the laughs guys, I'm having a rough day and I needed a chuckle).
Ze

 

[redraidermgr]

If it breathes and is threatning you... shoot it. If it doesnt breath, i.e. just pissing you of or you are board with it... blow it up. or for real fun reverse those actions

 

[chubbmann]

I think you should vote McCain so we can get another conservative justice in the supreme court. One of the 4 that think home owners should not have guns or that child rapists don't deserve to die will be retiring soon....

 

[tinygnat219]

1. Join the NRA

2. Join Local organizations

3. Take a Basic Handgun Class

4. Buy a handgun

5. Get your Concealed Carry Permit.

6. Read up on the weaknesses of Zombies

7. Accept the fact that 9MM is a real defense cartridge

8. Accept the fact that anything that needs to be shot with something bigger than .30'06 shouldn't be shot at.

9. Stockpile your ammo.

10. State why .22 LR is such a wonderful self-defense cartridge

11. Ask "What Caliber for" questions.

How's that?

 

[MakAttak]

How did this one get missed?:

Blast off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only safe way.