Gun-shy mom scared of fish-shaped water pistol

[TechBrute]

Holy cow... who let you near their kids?

 

[orangeninja]

What????..............I'm good with kids.

seriously....I'd be a grade school teacher if it paid anything.

 

[TechBrute]

I'd say that as a schoolteacher you'd get shot at less than your current badge-enhanced job, but these days that might not be the case.

 

[ducktapehero]

MAN!!! Just reading that made my IQ drop a point. It's too bad this lady has already bred.

 

[BluesBear]

I was told to break any sticks that looked like a gun shape on the playground

Because we know that broken sticks make better DAGGERS!


Hey Kid! BE careful with that... you'll poke your eye out!