Oh man! Oh Boy! Santa I’ve been a good… Well mostly good… I tried to be go… Ok, here’s the deal Santa. I know were you live and I’m already armed so I want:
An AR with .223, 9mm, and .458 SOCOM or .50 Beowulf uppers
A 16” Lever Gun in .357
A Ruger SP 101 3” in .357
A Ruger GP 101 4” with a compact grip in .357
A Kel-Tec PF9 (Hard Chrome)
An USGI M1 Carbine
A K31
A Puma large loop 92 .44-40 Lever Gun with NFA paper work so I can make Zoe’s gun
An 870 with a Knoxx SpecOps stock
Mosin Nagant M91/30, M38, and M44
A K 98
A an ugly 1911 (no race guns please!)
A Metric FAL
A Suppressed AR w/ papers
A Suppressed Sig 239. w/ papers
A Suppressed .22 rifle of some sort w/ papers
A FA Thommy Gun with papers
A Nice Sub-gun in 9mm with papers, I’ll let you decide
An M16 w/ papers
A BAR w/ papers
That should do it for this year. You should have enough time to get all this together. And remember Fat Man, I know where you live and I can get to you! So you’d better deliver. I’m still holding a grudge for the R2D2 Robot I never got when I was a kid!
P.S. Don’t be stingy with the ammo either! I’m watching you.