halloween costume...

[JCMAG]

Colt46, you are a bad person in a great way

 

[ArmyCop119]

Though I'm tempted to go as Private Pyle, I'd have to get a wood stock for my M1A and I'd have to shave my head.

If you shave your head, I'll give you a stock.

PM me with a pic, and it's as good as in the mail.

 

[AJ Dual]

Dress up as a baby, and hang a sign around your neck that says:

"Accidental Discharge"

 

[sanglant]

One time I stuck all the lab equipment on me I could when I forgot about the party --see attached. For the life of me, I can't remember what the rodlike thing was in my right hand.
firearm

i believe it's a screwdriver

 

[230RN]

sagland: You're right. I recognized it immediately when I put my screwdriver glasses on.

Y'know, like when I say, "Where's my pliers?" and someone points out where they are.

Then I say, "Oh, right. Sorry, I don't have my plier glasses on."

Sometimes it's fun being 68 years old. You can get away with a lot of stuff like that.

The joke kind of falls flat, though, when I'm looking for my glasses.

"Oh, right. Sorry, I don't have my glasses glasses on" just doesn't work right.

 

[Realbigo]

A couple of years ago I open carried w/ cuffs and and obviously toy badge(I think McGruff was on it) and a shirt and jeans that i had smeared w/ oil and grease and just wouldn't come clean. I was a dirty cop.

 

[Otony]

Go with a friend. Have him wear an Obama mask. You wear a T-shirt that has "I'm with Stupid" printed on it.

Puhleeze take pictures!

 

[Wolfman_556]

The Terminator.

 

[Cannonball888]

 

[Ukraine Train]

I'm going as Walker, Texas Ranger. I already got the Texas Ranger pin, picked up some cowboy boots today and have an airsoft Beretta on the way. Still need a cowboy hat...

 

[jpatterson]

I think you should go as a Law-Abiding, Open-Carrying Citizen. Regular clothes and a pistol on your hip.

Sad thing is is that is probably more scary to the un-firearm-educated than the scariest costume possible.

 

[jackdanson]

+1 on mall ninja... katana on back, shooting glasses, grow a thin stache... the list could go on for pages......

 

[glockman19]

Last year I dressed in my tactical outfit. Vest/pants/knee & elbow pads, FBI cap & AR15. Not to mention filling up the assult vest with loaded mags, radio, 1911.

A couple of parents took a step back as I opened the door.

 

[halfbreed808]

You should go as Lara Croft from Tomb Raider with the tight shorts, tank top, thigh holsters, etc. Oh, don't forget the pony tail and thong!

 

[Mrs. Armoredman]

Put some hand cuffs on you belt loop and go as a undercover secret agent.

 

[Hardtarget]

Two years ago I was "Camo-Sec-Cam" (camoflage security camera)

I did the camo makeup, jacket, hat, gloves. I carried three cameras, I had several large pad locks attached to my clothing, and I wore two pistols, along with a rifle and shotgun.

To finish, I did a bloody red mess around my left eye and carried a plastic eye...the slogan was... "I keep an eye out for you"

I only got honerable mention. They were a tough crowd! Well, you should have seen that party!

I do have a photo...I can't get photos to attach...illerate

Mark.

 

[Pure Kustom]

A friend who is 6'4" and 280# went "trick or treating" last year dressed as a horse racing jocky. Not gun related, but kind of funny with the little hat, poofed pants, shiny boots and a little whip thing.

His name wouldn't be Shaq? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti4aCoikJBE

 

[Sixtigers]

I think I'll go as a 20 rnd AR15 magazine. Here in California, that scares the hell out of some folks.

...Actually, I might do that.

 

[Code3GT]

Lt. Dangle from Reno 911...short shorts and all

hawaiian shirt and aviator shades, caterpillar mustache...Magnum PI

wifebeater, chain/badge, shaved head, dirty/bloddy face....John McClane (Die Hard)

 

[G36-UK]

I had a costume for a fancy dress party a month back. It was supposed to be a STARS outfit, but I couldn't get the rest of it in time.

One patch change later, and I arrived as a M.H.I. Newbie. Even went to the trouble of painting the fake rounds in the g36 to look like silver bullets.

It was quite good though, a friend came as a werewolf.

 

[ArmedBear]

I don't think I could go as Indiana Jones any more.

 

[psyopspec]

My SO is going as Sarah Palin.

ArmedBear, I was glad to see that episode and know I wasn't the only one going through what the boys were feeling...

 

[Carlos Cabeza]

I went to a costume party as "Operator Dan" Black nylon head to toe. I didn't realize I owned that much black plastic until I looked through all my gear bags. The one cool thing I still have is an all wood M16 replica I made myself. I even filled the mag pouches with wooden magazines. Pretty cool ! I know "here it comes" CC is a closet wannabe !

 

[Rokyudai]

To a shirt: Glue a matchbox car, picture of dear old mom, picture of a small insect, picture of a donkey, picture of a pile of salt, picture of your arsenal, and an empty deodorant stick...

Auto- Ma- Tic- Ass- Salt- Weapons- Ban