StrikeEagle said:Noooooooo! You guys have it all wrong. The proven technique is to stick your hand down the critter's throat and rip his tongue out. 100% stopping power there, and heck, it's so easy even a 73 year old geezer can do it!
StrikeEagle said:Noooooooo! You guys have it all wrong. The proven technique is to stick your hand down the critter's throat and rip his tongue out. 100% stopping power there, and heck, it's so easy even a 73 year old geezer can do it!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657
http://www.news24.com/News24/Africa/News/0,,2-11-1447_1725526,00.html
Now THAT is how it's done. I certainly hope that all of you are taking notes.
StrikeEagle
ribbonstone said:Hunt with slow fat people.
jerkface11 said:I wonder what he would have done if a man had charged him
vynx said:I've always thought the best thing for big bear would be a large bear pepper spray and one of those air horns in a can similar in size to a large pepper spray.
I think the best chance you have is scaring him off with the air horn.
What does anyone think of the noise idea?
ribbonstone said:Hunt with slow fat people.
MCgunner said:I watched "American Sportsman" on ABC Sports once, used to come on every Saturday, where William Shatner (Star Trek was big on TV then) was hunting Brownies in Alaska with a bow. He stuck a big one, bear scrambled off in the alders and Shatner knocks another arrow and jumps in after him! IDIOT!
IndianaDean said:So, Denny Crane is, or was a hunter? Yes that was dumb of him, but I'm glad to see DC was doing that. Shatner is not on the anti-gun list at the NRA site, so I was hoping he wasn't an anti.
And it's Denny Crane, not Capt Kirk.
I don't plan on hunting bears, I just don't want to be on their buffet.