I'm getting a new concealed carry vest for Christmas. The package came in the mail today, while my wife was at work in town. I should have known better than to open a mysterious package this time of year, but I didn't. I don't think my wife will be able to tell, and I'm pretty good at acting surprised. Besides, it was months ago that I told my wife I'd like to have a vest like the one in the catalog I was looking at. She probably thinks I forgot about it.