The Three Surgeons :
Three surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in America. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the
Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold
medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who
was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and
mouth. Now he's running as the Democrat candidate for president of the
United States."