Hello. My name is Aaryq and I'm a Mall Ninja
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Mike U.
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I laughed so hard at this I nearly puked.
Thanks man! I need to loose a little weight anyway.
ArchAngelCD
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If you are really looking for a rifle to hunt deer then something in .308 or 30-06 is probably your best bet. Look at Remington, Marlin or Savage for a reliable rifle for a good price. Of course there's always a Winchester or Marlin lever gun in 30/30 or Marlin's new .308 Marlin Express.
http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firearms/centerfire/336C.aspx
http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firearms/Centerfire/308MX.aspx
http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firearms/centerfire/336C.aspx
http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firearms/Centerfire/308MX.aspx
silverlance
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USE SHURIKEN
*(they are classified as assault weapons in CA, I kid you not)
ps:
so are nunchuks.
Hi----- YAH! Boot to the Head!
*(they are classified as assault weapons in CA, I kid you not)
ps:
so are nunchuks.
Hi----- YAH! Boot to the Head!
sixgunner455
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"Mall ninjas" as a group are typically folks with more fantasy time and money than sense and experience. The term seems to originate from a guy who used to post around here who was a "loss prevention specialist" at a mall -- a mall security guard. He had tons of gear, and had a plan for everything.
The jokes about the weight come from the number of those guards who seem to need to be packing around a refridgerator with them to fuel the beast.
Security guards do a job that needs doing, it's not a slam on them, but it is a funny about people who are the definition of heroes and legends in their own minds.
The jokes about the weight come from the number of those guards who seem to need to be packing around a refridgerator with them to fuel the beast.
Security guards do a job that needs doing, it's not a slam on them, but it is a funny about people who are the definition of heroes and legends in their own minds.
I used my M1A hunting whitetail in Wisconsin -- just be sure to leave the 20-round magazines at home ---- 5-round mags are maximum and available from the Springfield folks. AR-10 in .308 ... PM me I'll give you the Phone number to the CA DOJ... the details... Go home to ND and either buy an AR-10 complete or buy a stripped lower... call the gun shops back home in ND, you may have to order. Process your California "Dangerous Weapons Permit", one time fee of $78 and a first class stamp once a year.
The AR-10 is the basic platform you already have experiance on, add a bigger round and you have one great deer killer. Either with Iron sites or Optics. You can Mall Nijia it out if you want or leave it plain.
DON'T DELINK 7.62X51 AND FIRE IT IN YOUR RIFLE... Don't know what your access to ammo is, but I HIGHLY recomend you don't shoot machine gun ammo through your rifle, it will eventually cause damage... We shoot match grade through the M40A3 and DMR, it's different ammo. Not that a Knuckle-Head-Marine would ever take ammo from the range.
The AR-10 is the basic platform you already have experiance on, add a bigger round and you have one great deer killer. Either with Iron sites or Optics. You can Mall Nijia it out if you want or leave it plain.
DON'T DELINK 7.62X51 AND FIRE IT IN YOUR RIFLE... Don't know what your access to ammo is, but I HIGHLY recomend you don't shoot machine gun ammo through your rifle, it will eventually cause damage... We shoot match grade through the M40A3 and DMR, it's different ammo. Not that a Knuckle-Head-Marine would ever take ammo from the range.
Old Time Hunter
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The Deer rifles
alucard0822
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bl4ckd0g
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A few suggestions. . .
1. You also need to develop the arrogant "Internet Tough Guy" attitude, then randomly challenge a THR poster on some useless esoteric trivia.
2. Buy a hard drive and dedicate it solely to anime tenticle porn, or even better, join a Furries community and openly brag that you have some Jungian connection to your inner beast (i.e. a squirrel or badger).
3. Accumulate a collection of impractical fantasy knives.
4. Assert you possess the highly coveted Chi spiritual forces and your firearm collection is merely a backup. (refer to Bullsido.com for expl.)
5. Join the Ninja's vs. Pirates crusade- Note that I'm blind in my left eye, and my parents own a sailboat, so the pain train will be coming to Pendelton. (just kidding).
Seriously, you've probably elimated most of your mall-ninja potential during infantry training, but you can still live the dream!
1. You also need to develop the arrogant "Internet Tough Guy" attitude, then randomly challenge a THR poster on some useless esoteric trivia.
2. Buy a hard drive and dedicate it solely to anime tenticle porn, or even better, join a Furries community and openly brag that you have some Jungian connection to your inner beast (i.e. a squirrel or badger).
3. Accumulate a collection of impractical fantasy knives.
4. Assert you possess the highly coveted Chi spiritual forces and your firearm collection is merely a backup. (refer to Bullsido.com for expl.)
5. Join the Ninja's vs. Pirates crusade- Note that I'm blind in my left eye, and my parents own a sailboat, so the pain train will be coming to Pendelton. (just kidding).
Seriously, you've probably elimated most of your mall-ninja potential during infantry training, but you can still live the dream!
Aaryq
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In sarcastic jokes like that, there is always a hint of truth. I now must change my origional statement. I am not a mall ninja. I'm not a knife guy, the only anime I watch is the entire robotech saga once a year and I don't even have that many tacticool accessories (just my own personal LBV). I hate going to the mall...heck, I am not that big of a fan of going out unless I have to...My only real mall ninja traits are the guns on my wishlist (which is currently only about as much as I make in a year). However, I do intend on getting a 10/22 and putting a few grand into it one day and it will be the most gaudy uber tacticool rifle you've ever seen.
Zen21Tao
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Who is Mall Ninja.....
For those who want to to know what a Mall Ninja is, search (google, THR, Glock Talk, etc) the name "Gecko45" he is the most infamous. Most comments here are in reference to him.
In his first post on Glock Talk he asked for advice on attaching a second trauma plate to the back of his tact vest to he could withstand a shot in the back from a .338 Lapua. From there he claimed to work at the world's largest indoor mall as a security guard and leader of a tactical rapid response team.
Here is a link to get you started:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
For those who want to to know what a Mall Ninja is, search (google, THR, Glock Talk, etc) the name "Gecko45" he is the most infamous. Most comments here are in reference to him.
In his first post on Glock Talk he asked for advice on attaching a second trauma plate to the back of his tact vest to he could withstand a shot in the back from a .338 Lapua. From there he claimed to work at the world's largest indoor mall as a security guard and leader of a tactical rapid response team.
Here is a link to get you started:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Davo
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Aaryq I got a tour of pendleton on sunday after the Mud Run...do you ever get out to shoot on those ranges off duty?
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