Help me think of a way to get revenge on my dad!

[41magsnub]

This week he is at a forensic accounting class in DC in the Hoover building. A the end of the conference today couple of the FBI agents who also happen to be accountants offered to take anyone who wants down to the firing range since they finished so early.

He got to fire several magazines each out of (in order):

Service Issue SIG - he was not sure what model specifically
1911
MP5
MP5SD
Old School Tommy Gun with the drum mag on full auto
UZI
M4
M16A2
Riot shotgun - he was not sure what it was exactly
Throw a flash bang

What is funny is he could hold the Tommy gun pretty much on target on full auto, but was useless with the MP5's.

Why would I want revenge you ask? I could have gone to the conference since there was a IT security component and he talked me out of it. Plus.. he didn't get any pictures.

 

[Cableguy]

Hum the old adage sould apply,
if you don't have pictures then it didn't happen!!!!!!!!

PROVE it DAD. sounds like something your gonna be able to have some fun with for weeks...lol

 

[DogBonz]

Well....

Just how “good” do you want to get him?

I used to be quite the prankster in my younger days, so I have a few tricks up my sleeve. My absolute favorite from my college dorm days:

Unscrew his shower head. Dry it well. Place two or three blue dye tablets (like the non-toxic ones for easter eggs) in the shower head and replace. The guy in the dorm that we did this to looked like papa smurf for a week.

Don’t want to get him that good? Put one of those “wounded rabbit” decoys in his fridge. When he goes for the mid night snack… well just let us know if he screams like a school girl.

 

[mljdeckard]

Swindle him for enough cash to spend a weekend here: www.impactguns.com or another such facility.

 

[lanternlad1]

Stretch plastic wrap under his toilet seat.

Put a rubber band around the vegetable sprayer in the sink.

Shaving cream on the telephone earpiece.

Butter the tile floor.

Sign him up as a Friend of Sarah Brady.

Super glue a BB into each of his valve stem caps on his tires.

Am I getting warm?

 

[Mr White]

If you don't live at home and he doesn't have caller ID, just setup your computer to call his house every night at 3 am and let him get a modem squeal when he answers it.

 

[BBQJOE]

How about a couple ketchup packets under the pads on the toilet seat?

Nothing beats a short sheeted bed either.

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

Butter the tile floor.

LOL, I'm pretty sure he just wants some friendly revenge, I don't think he wants him to break anything.

 

[kingpin008]

For this, you'll need a few things.

1. - a bunch of empty soda cans.

2. A piece of cardboard or bedsheet big enough to stretch the height and length of his bedroom door/doorframe.

Now - once he goes to bed, collect the cans and bedsheet or cardboard and set up outside his door. Start stacking the empty cans in a row against his door, inside the frame. Keep stacking rows until you are about waist-high, then use the cardboard or sheet to hold them in place as you move up the door. Silence is the key here, so take your time.

Continue stacking until you have stacked rows of cans the entire length and height of the door. If the cans seem unsteady, you can tack the bedsheet or cardboard up and leave it there, it won't screw up the prank.

Sit up, and wait for your dad to use the bathroom. Or if he's a heavy sleeper, wait until the time he usually wakes up.

When he opens the door, try not to die laughing as he's greeted by the clatter and crash of a few hundred aluminum cans falling at his feet, bright and early in the A.M.

 

[kingpin008]

Oh lord, here's a great one I forgot. This really works the best when it's hot outside, but you could make it work other times too.

Wait for a day that your dad has an important meeting, or is going out to dinner with some friends. While he's doing something else, go out to his car and pour a few small handfuls of glitter into the A/C vents in his car. You can use baby powder in a pinch, but glitter is much, much funnier.

When he's ready to go, walk out to the car with him and as he's getting in, casually mention that you took the car for a convenience store run earlier and you think that the A/C isn't working, and can he check it out?

Stand back, and watch your dad become a pretty, glittery princess as he turns on the vents!

 

[30 cal slob]

ben-gay in his underwear.

 

[SixBravo]

Hahaha I did something similar to your father. My dad was workin as a contracter at the Hoover Building when I was in 8th grade. Well for "Goto work with your parents day" it was either goto DC with my dad or school with my mom. Hmmm. Tough choice.

We got to tour their gun room and handle the firearms on the massive racks they had. The best part of it, though, was at the end the three of us went down to their range where they do/did the tours' weapons demonstration. We got to shoot a Sig, a .357 in a wheelie (Don't recall the type), and we went through three mags each on an MP5. One mag at full auto. It was one of the coolest experiences I've ever had. I wish all of the ranges had rotating police lights on the ceiling like that place. Made for tough shooting!!!

As for revenge, I'm a big fan of the laxative plus saran wrap on the toilet. hahah

 

[armoredman]

Sheesh, lotsa high school pranksters.
My idea was removed by me - too evil.

 

[BBQJOE]

Of course you could have a friend call him, and tell him they found his prints on a stolen tommygun.

 

[TimboKhan]

It really isn't gay porn so to speak, but when I was in the USMC, it was very popular to subscribe other guys to Playgirl. It got to the point that I think Playgirl might have been the most frequently recieved magazine in the battalion. Eventually, it got bad enough that we were told, in battalion formation, that the joke had run it's course and that it was time for it to be over.

 

[kellyj00]

I call BS.... I know he shot an mp5 better than he claims, he just doesn't wnat you to know that he couldn't have been better than Capone if he were around back then.

Sounds like a hell of a story for hte grandkids. Shoulda got a cameraphone out at least. Or just called you from outside the range and said "you hear that? That's a friggin flashbang! HA HA HA HA" well, that's what I would've done.

 

[41magsnub]

I think the TSA might handle my revenge for me. He did not get to change cloths after shooting before heading to the airport. Hopefully a machine snifs out the GSR and they give him the full treatment.

 

[Justin]

Ok, this is pretty much off-topic.