"MY grandpa just about like everyone elses could put a razor edge on in 5 min. please help."
Jambo, you can do the same thing your grandpa did. Just take a moment to think about it.
First, there is no secret, or rocket science involved in it. No matter what the makers of super gizmo's will have you believe, it's a very easy thing once you get the feel of it. All the gizmos will do is to get you used to having a crutch to lean on, and someplace down the road you'll find yourself with a knife that needs a bit of touch up and no gadgit around. Sharpmakes and all that stuff won't fit in a pocket or wallet.
Go get yourself a Eze-lap model L, and cut off most of the red plastic handle. Diamond is a blades best friend. Then get yourself a dry erase marker in a bright color that shows up well under dust, like red or bright blue.
Use the market to color the edge, then lay the blade flat on the hone. Raise the back of the blade till you see the edge come in contact with the hone surface. Starting at the kick, hone in small circles, never taking the blade off the hone, till you get to the tip of the blade. Take a full minute to get to the tip.
Now look at the marked edge. Is there a bright new ribbon of edge all the way to the edge, or is there some color left at the very edge? If there is, just adjust the angle you're holding the knife at till its gone after honing that side of the blade. Work carefully, you can do it. Turn the blade over and do the other side of the blade. Don't obsess over the angle.
Repeat this untill you've honed off the marker all the way to the edge. You may have to re-color the edge. It may take a while till you develope the feel of it, but once you do, you will be able to sharpen your knife anywhere, anytime, with just the flat little hone in your wallet, or the bottom of a coffee mug, bottom of a plate or bowl by using the unglazed portion of the bottom of the plate. Or the top edge of the window of a car. Finish off with a few licks on the back of your belt, and you'll have a sharp knife in a few minutes anywhere.
I really dislike the crutches they sell to sharpen knives, all they do is complicate the prosess, and add to the confusion of the person trying to learn to sharpen. The Eze-lap diamond hones are small, pocket sized, and have exellent directions for this method. They do not need any oil or water, and as a result can be used anywhere with no mess.
Slow down, relax, and develope the feel, and you'll be independant of any home bound gizmo.
If there's anyone in the Washington-Baltimore area with a video camera, I'm more than willing to make a sharpening video to guide you in this. If you're anywhere a couple hours drive from me, I'm more than willing to meet you halfway to teach you to sharpen a knife anywhere at any time, with no gizmos. It's easier than you think. It just takes some practice. You can be just like your grandpa. it's just going to take a little practice.