Hey Preacher – don’t you think it’s time to preach the WHOLE Word?

[WAGCEVP]

Hey Preacher – don’t you think it’s time to preach the WHOLE Word?
Gun-Totin' Armed Parishioners!
By Tom Marsland

http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=5908


On May 28, Minnesota becomes the 35th state with a 'shall-issue conceal-carry' law. All of the other 34 states have seen violent crime rates drop after adoption of 'shall issue' laws. There is no demonstrable reason why Minnesota should stray from these nationwide numbers.

 

[El Tejon]

"What's wrong with this picture"?

THAT'S EASY! Hayzeus should have his pistol holstered and not use his pistol as a door knocker. Or, at least keep the weapon back out of the funnel. Where art thou door hinges, my lord?

As well, the Messiah should sling his rifle and not point it at his chin. He may be used to holes in his body, but .223s are ouchy!

 

[Kaxter]

He may be used to holes in his body, but .223s are ouchy!

LMAO!

 

[BerettaNut92]

Um, he only has a 20-round magazine?

 

[Preacherman]

Brother, I have news for thee... if thou startest trouble in my church, verily, I the preacher will draw down on thee even before the least of these my parishioners!

 

[MuzzleBlast]

I the preacher will draw down on thee even before the least of these my parishioners!

...And I shall make thee holey!

 

[cool45auto]

 

[.45TCB]

Um, he only has a 20-round magazine?

Don't forget the "loaves and fish" story from the Gospels. If anyone can make a 20-rounder go as far as needed, its Him!

 

[genie]

Don't forget the "loaves and fish" story from the Gospels. If anyone can make a 20-rounder go as far as needed, its Him!

hahahaha! that would be great. the never reloading gun from the movies come to life!

 

[Steve Smith]

LMAO

 

[SDC]

Ummmmm.... St. James isn't giving cover with an 870?

 

[BigG]

Friend, far be it from me to offer violence to thee, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!

 

[spacemanspiff]

"Spiritual Agents! We have a search warrant!"

 

[sensop]

Looks like a finger on the trigger. 'Oughta know better.

 

[DontShootMe]

I think that's the only guy who I would trust with a finger on the trigger...

 

[Ian Sean]

I bet the collection plate would be full.

 

[Standing Wolf]

To give credit where credit's due, Minnesota's leftist extremists are the loudest, most indefatigueable bunch of sore losers in the nation.

 

[pack_rat]

WWJC?
It would seem a picture is worth a thousand words.
This would also support the devine inspiration of JMB.

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p_r

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it,
Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs
and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast
cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

 

[James Castilla]

And I shall make thee holey!

I also liked that comment someone put on the site...

Jesus also said: "When a strong man fully armed mounts guard over his own house his goods are left in peace." Lk.11:21

 

[arinvolvo]

And you thought NEO was the ONE!

Think again...old JC is about to get biblical on your ***

 

[Russ]

Steve Smith,

That's pretty good!