Hillarious Excerpt from the Cornered Cat website about shotguns

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Sorry all I had to share this.

I didnt want to hijack the thread that sent me to this site in the revolver forum. Some inaccuracies, but it was to hillairous to keep to myself:

"Therefore, a shotgun, perhaps a 12-gauge, is probably the best gun for a man. It is big and powerful, thus avoiding the social scorn caused by using a smaller gun. Because the shot can be expected to spread somewhat, an impatient or imprecise man will not have to carefully align the sights. Many shotguns don't even have sights. Better still, a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun sounds masculine in every way. The very name is masculine, and the gun itself sounds intimidating and powerful both in preparing to shoot and in actually firing. Working a pump action also allows the man to flex his biceps and use his usually well-developed gross motor skills so that he does not become frustrated or bogged down in unaccustomed detail work."

http://www.corneredcat.com/Men/gunforman.aspx
 
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