How rich I'd like to be

[cnorman18]

There used to be a guy at the Dallas gun show that sold rubber band guns, all kinds. Pistols, rifles, even double-barrelled shotguns and submachine guns, all rubber-band guns made from wood.

He had an enormous wooden rubber-band Gatling gun that looked like it would take about three hours to load up for 30 seconds of shooting. It was about $1,000.

I'd like to be rich enough to buy something that stupid.

And to buy it because there was nothing else in the whole gun show that I wanted that I didn't already have.

That's how rich I want to be.

 

[mpmarty]

That would be exceedingly boring!

 

[starpuss]

Rubber Band Gatling Gun
If you are the sort of person who just has to have the last laugh, then it's time to save for you very own Rubber Band Gatling Gun.

Hand-made in Texas (where else), this most OTT of office firepower can let loose it's payload of 144 elastic bands in around 12 seconds. It also has a 360 degree field of fire and over 60 degrees of elevation, just in case you plan to have your next stationary fight on a spiral staircase.

 

[Rembrandt]

Maybe rich enough to order my firearms from these fine folks....and go hunting in tweeds.