Hunting Quotes

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cooch

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Gentlefolk....

I am looking for good quotes, pithy sayings and thoughtful proverb that relate to hunting.

Everything from Ruark's "Use enough gun."

... to Ortega y Gasset's "One does not hunt in order to kill. On the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted."

Thankyou.............. Cooch

(Art made minor correction in the OyG quote.)
 
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A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work.

Hunting is not life and death. It is more important than that.

Take your kids hunting and you won't have to go hunting for your kids.
 
Be come one with Nature......... Then Marinade it.

There is plenty of room for Gods Creatures......right next to the mash
potatoes

One moment you're flying south for the winter, then - BANG - gravy.

:D
 
critter- hey! i recognize that quote (my signature for those of you who have your sig displays shut off)!

'there ain't many things that can't be fixed w/ $700 and a 30-06' - jeff cooper.
 
"You should've used an ax!"

Remarked by a hunting camp member when he learned about another member's difficulty killing a medium sized whitetail with three shots from a blackpowder rifle. Each shot was fatal. The deer went down all three times, but would jump up about a minute later and attempt to escape (albiet slowly). Talk about a will to live...

Chris
 
ahh, art, thank you! thank you! thank you!

i've been wondering where that came from... i saw it in a gun shop one time and liked it... never did know what the source was, and always wanted to know.

do you happen to know where i could find the original poem, or the title of it??

thanks again, now i'll be able to sleep a little better... :D
 
Get "The Quotable Hunter" by Jay Cassell and Peter Fiduccia

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?product_id=693669&sourceid=1500000000000000040820


“The most terrifying sound in nature is not the roar of a charging lion, nor the whistle of a descending bomb; rather it is a click when you expect a bang.†- Peter Hathaway Capstick

“’All wild animals and birds and fish will be afraid of you,’ God told him; ‘for I have placed them in your power, and they are yours to use for food, in addition to grain and vegetables.’†- Genesis 9:2

“...These are the animals you may eat...the sheep, the goat, the deer,...the antelope, and the mountain sheep.†- Deuteronomy 14:3-5
 
You can't catch a fish with your line out of......No No No

You can't skin a deer with your.........No No No

Let me think...:scrutiny:

You can't tune a piano but you can tuna fish? No No No

An empty gun is a big piece of blued.....No No No

Where there's a gun without ammo there's an idiot in.....No No No

Oh screw it!
 
Cooper's daughter's poem

quote: "do you happen to know where i could find the original poem, or the title of it??"

The poem you're referring to was written by Lindy Cooper Wisdom, Col. Jeff Cooper's daughter, in December of 1995. It is called "Grandpa's Lesson."

Here is the entire text of the poem:

Pappy took to drinkin' back when I was barely three.
Ma got pretty quiet. She was frettin', you could see.
So I was sent to Grandpa and he raised me up real good.
He taught me what I oughta and he taught me what I should.
I learned a heap 'o lessons from the yarns he liked to tell.
There's one I won't forget because I learned it 'speshly well.
"There jist ain't many folk who live a peaceful, carefree life.
Along with all the good times there'll be lotsa grief and strife.
But ain't many troubles that a man cain't fix
With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
Grandpa courted Grandma near the town of old Cheyenne.
Her daddy was cantankerous - a very greedy man.
He wouldn't give permission for a fancy wedding day
'Til grandpa paid a dowry--biggest ever people say.
Her daddy softened up when Grandpa said that he could fix
Him up with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six.
Grandpa herded cattle down around Jalisco way.
Ended up behind some iron bars one dusty day.
Seems the local jefe craved my Grandpa's pinto mare.
Grandpa wouldn't sell her so he lit on out of there.
Didn't take much doin' 'cept a couple special tricks
plus seven hundred dollars and his thirty ought six.
Then there was that Faro game near San Francisco say.
Grandpa's cards was smokin' hot and he took all one day.
He woke up nearly naked in a ditch next early morn'.
With nothin' but his flannel shirt, and it was ripped and torn.
Those others were professionals and they don't play for kicks.
He lost seven hundred dollars and his thirty ought six.
He begged some woolen trousers off the local storekeep there
Who loaned him both a pony and a rifle on a dare.
He caught those thievin' cardsharks at another Faro game.
He got back all his property and also his good name.
He left one bleedin' badly and another mostly lame.
My grandpa's trusty rifle shoots just where you choose to aim.
Grandpa's slowin' down a bit and just the other night
He handed me his rifle and a box sealed up real tight.
He fixed me with them pale grey eyes and this is what he said,
"You're awful young but steady too and I will soon be dead.
I'll bet this here old rifle and this honest money too
Will come in mighty handy just as readily for you.
There jist ain't many folk who lead a carefree, peaceful life.
Along with times of happiness, there's always woe and strife.
But ... aint many troubles that a man cain't fix
with seven hundred dollars and his thirty ought six."

Hope this helps! ;)

Ryan
 
"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife"

"I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days."


Daniel Boone.
 
From literature...

* "One knows so well the popular idea of health. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."

Oscar Wilde

(hunting, or flirting)

* "When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity."

George Bernard Shaw

(Shaw was a Buddaist)

* "It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."

Mark Twain

(read AWB)

* "There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed menlong enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."

Ernest Hemingway

(<insert own thought here>)

* "I was hostile to the white man...We preferred hunting to a life of idleness on our reservations. At times we did not get enough to eat and we were not allowed to hunt. All we wanted was peace and to be let alone. Soldiers came...in the winter..and destroyed our villages. Then Long Hair (Custer) came...They said we massacred him, but he would have done the same to us. Our first impulse was to escape...but we were so hemmed in we had to fight. After that I lived in peace, but the government would not let me alone. I was not allowed to remain quiet. I was tired of fighting...They tried to confine me..and a soldier ran his bayonet into me. I have spoken."

Crazy Horse-Souix
 
“There are more armed men in the woods on opening day of deer season in Pennsylvania than there are federal agents, and that gives me a feeling of great comfort.†- overheard from the driver of a child-filled station wagon

“If a man ain’t fishin’ or huntin’ he’s frillerin’ away his life, with one or two notable exceptions.†“The two best times to go fishin’ is when it’s rainin’ and when it ain’t.†- Rancid Crabtree

“The first rule of goose hunting is simple: If the geese can see you, you’re freezing your butt off for nothing.†- Jim Zumbo

“After training two Labrador Retrievers, then you’ll be ready to get married.†- name withheld to protect the guilty

“One does not hunt in order to kill; one kills in order to have hunted.†– Jose’ Ortega y Gasset, in Meditations on Hunting

“I hunt not to kill, but rather to have not played golf.†- Roland Nickerson, San Diego, CA

“A man who does not hunt is like a woman who does not cook.†– Jeff Cooper

“The value of a trophy is computed directly in terms of personal investment in its acquisition.†– Robert Ruark

“It is my fixed conviction that if a parent can give his children a passionate and wholesome devotion to the outdoors, the fact that he cannot leave each of them a fortune does not really matter so much.†– Archibald Rutledge, An American Hunter

“In the act of hunting, a man becomes, however briefly, part of nature again. There is considerable information about still-existing primitive hunters to demonstrate that hunting is not conducive to destructiveness and cruelty.†– Psychologist Erich Fromm, The Anatomy of Human Destructiveness

“Don’t talk to me about hunting! I don’t care for so crude a sport. Nature is so wonderfully beautiful and every animal has a right to live!†- Heinrich Himmler

“...it is not really only the live animals which fight back. It is the dead ones that get up and kill you.†- Robert Ruark

“Pity the boy who has never fired a gun. He is no more humane, but his education has been sadly neglected.†- Henry David Thoreau

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

I love animals – they’re delicious!

"The .375 is simply not a proper buffalo gun. To use it on buffalo is the equivalent of using a 9mm on a human being. It may work, but it may also fail." - Jeff Cooper
 
“What you got in your hands is a dangerous weapon. It can kill you, or kill me, or kill a dog. You always got to remember that when it's loaded it makes a potential killer out of the man that’s handling it. Don’t you ever forget it.â€

I said I wouldn't forget it. I never did forget it.
- Robert Ruark

From The Old Man And The Boy - The Old Man has just given Robert his first gun -"a twenty dollar gun"- a 20 ga. Old man is about to whistle up the dogs and The Old Man and the Boy are about to hunt quail...

LOTS of great lessons given to new hunter in this book. Of course I am biased - being a Ruark fan. Many other lessons learned in other Ruark works on hunting.
 
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