oh all right I don't know if this follows the topic of this thread or not
but while I was in the Army the first time, my folks (and my younger brother who was in Highschool at the time) moved to their retirement property - a farmed out piece of sand and swamp in central Wisconsin. My dad (who was an Lutheran minister) was subsequently hired as a 'fill in' by a number of different churches in the area, so they had some additional income, but that's another story. Seems that there were (and still are) a lot of 'flatlanders' from Chicago and thereabouts who go up to Wisconsin for deer hunting. The week after deer season my dad stopped by one of the local hospitals to do the 'visitation pastor' thing and checked with their admissions folks for anyone from the various parishes he helped cover (this was rural Wisconsin - the whole county had maybe 19 thousand people in it). He go the list and also got to hear the following story which was *hot* news for that time and place:
It seems that the opening weekend of deer season the little local hospital had treated a rather well to do Chicago resident for a severe concussion. As related by the other folks he had been hunting with, said resident had shot at a buck and everyone had seen it fall. Without doing the "leg check", or even spotting where on the deer his bullet had hit, the shooter went up to the fallen buck, handed a flash camera to one of his comrades, and told him to take a picture while the shooter assumed a "great white hunter" pose behind the deer with one foot on the fallen deer's side. When the flash went off the hunting party discovered several things:
1. the deer wasn't wounded, it was now merely missing part of one antler.
2. if you are half straddling a downed deer and the deer jumps up, you may well end up astride a terrified deer.
3. That only lasts until the deer runs under the low hanging branch of a nearby oak tree.
4. Then your buddies get to take you to the hospital, and can forget about the rest of the day for hunting.
which leads me to the conclusion that taking on a deer with a knife is NOT on the list of things I intend to do anytime soon, if you know what I mean?