Demi-human
maybe likes firearms a little bit…
I tried. I did.
I resisted for as long as I could. Several weeks, in fact.
It's just that I'm very impulsive. The effort to control it is immense.
But it was too much for me today. I wasn't even looking to buy anything.
I have all the Rimfire I need for a while.
I really don't need another rifle. I hope to sell a pump action from my collection as I've got not real love for the Two Seventy.
I am stocked in components.
I could use a scope, but not till summer.
So, I was looking at jeans for the weeds that pretend to be my children, as if I needed more laundry to do, when I found myself perusing a PSA advertisement. Great deals, many of them. I thought then about receiver sets and wandered over to Schuyler's Arms.
I typed in "Aero" as I've been on a kick for them lately.
After that it went a little blurry. I remember there being fifty dollars off a nitride bolt carrier group and a matched receiver set for two hundred, and then I just felt warm and fuzzy. I don't know how to describe it. It was like oven warmed satin anodizing and liquor. I recall some of it, but, not like I was there?
I know there was a pistol blade and a lower parts kit, I think.
In my stupor I must have stumbled over to Right To Bear. I just met them but they seem nice! They had a Ballistic Advantage barrel, in Three Hundred Blackout, also in nitride, for a hundred bucks. And a free pistol gas tube? I'm not sure.
I should have known better, but the first thing to go is one's judgment...
When I clicked on it, I knew I had just had too much! Everything got all wavy and loud. It was dark, but too bright to open my eyes.
It all started running together like the Pink Elephant scene in "Dumbo".
Culminating in a hot, loud ringing sound...
When I woke up this morning I also had a love note from Brownell's, thanking me for a good night and telling me that a Seekins adjustable gas block would be arriving soon.
I am so naughty...
That's the last time I drink Eggnog without any Southern Comfort in it...
I guess I'll need to look for some dies now, huh?
And a suppressor...
So. What did they get you with?
.
I resisted for as long as I could. Several weeks, in fact.
It's just that I'm very impulsive. The effort to control it is immense.
But it was too much for me today. I wasn't even looking to buy anything.
I have all the Rimfire I need for a while.
I really don't need another rifle. I hope to sell a pump action from my collection as I've got not real love for the Two Seventy.
I am stocked in components.
I could use a scope, but not till summer.
So, I was looking at jeans for the weeds that pretend to be my children, as if I needed more laundry to do, when I found myself perusing a PSA advertisement. Great deals, many of them. I thought then about receiver sets and wandered over to Schuyler's Arms.
I typed in "Aero" as I've been on a kick for them lately.
After that it went a little blurry. I remember there being fifty dollars off a nitride bolt carrier group and a matched receiver set for two hundred, and then I just felt warm and fuzzy. I don't know how to describe it. It was like oven warmed satin anodizing and liquor. I recall some of it, but, not like I was there?
I know there was a pistol blade and a lower parts kit, I think.
In my stupor I must have stumbled over to Right To Bear. I just met them but they seem nice! They had a Ballistic Advantage barrel, in Three Hundred Blackout, also in nitride, for a hundred bucks. And a free pistol gas tube? I'm not sure.
I should have known better, but the first thing to go is one's judgment...
When I clicked on it, I knew I had just had too much! Everything got all wavy and loud. It was dark, but too bright to open my eyes.
It all started running together like the Pink Elephant scene in "Dumbo".
Culminating in a hot, loud ringing sound...
When I woke up this morning I also had a love note from Brownell's, thanking me for a good night and telling me that a Seekins adjustable gas block would be arriving soon.
I am so naughty...
That's the last time I drink Eggnog without any Southern Comfort in it...
I guess I'll need to look for some dies now, huh?
And a suppressor...
So. What did they get you with?
.