CoRoMo
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This morning I had a dream that I had just purchased a Stag Model 1 that I wasn't entirely enthused with.
In the dream, I was sort of kicking myself for buying it when I really wanted an LMT. I took it out to the range and tried to have fun with it. I thought to myself that I'd rather have the 2T than this 1, but then I began to shoot it. It shot well, but when I pressed my shoulder into the stock, it would collapse all the way down. I extended it back out and pressed my shoulder into it and it just slid back to the shortest position rather than staying locked in one spot. I tried to find ways to like the rifle, and found that it had been shipped fully loaded with steel cased ammo!! I continued to shoot it to see if that ammo would bother it, but it didn't.
It was a pretty cool dream, but of course it got weird when I found a huge drawer under the charging handle. The walls of the drawer were caked with cosmoline and it contained several rags and dozens of tiny tubes of grease labeled WD-40 Hot Lube. They shipped this thing with WD-40 grease?!!? Stag lost a few more points with me there. I tried to look on the bright side and decided to make a few RIG rags out of these rags. I was basically glad to have another rifle, but too many things kept me from loving it, and I was rather disappointed at myself for spending the money I've been saving for an LMT on this Stag Model 1.:banghead:
Once during the dream, I was at work and for some reason decided to show all of my employees my concealed carry pistol. One of my employees chastised me for carrying at all. It was an awfully weird dream, and the first of its kind (level of gun related content). At one point while at the range with the Stag, I actually considered posting my rifle's problems on THR. I can't believe that THR actually made it into one of my dreams! I'll have to take a break from here if this keeps up.
Anyway, once I woke up this morning, I immediately chuckled because I knew that at some point today I'd write this all out in a thread. I decided to make a poll thread of this dream just for the heck of it.
If anyone of you has the clairvoyance to interpret dreams, you're welcome to it.
In the dream, I was sort of kicking myself for buying it when I really wanted an LMT. I took it out to the range and tried to have fun with it. I thought to myself that I'd rather have the 2T than this 1, but then I began to shoot it. It shot well, but when I pressed my shoulder into the stock, it would collapse all the way down. I extended it back out and pressed my shoulder into it and it just slid back to the shortest position rather than staying locked in one spot. I tried to find ways to like the rifle, and found that it had been shipped fully loaded with steel cased ammo!! I continued to shoot it to see if that ammo would bother it, but it didn't.
It was a pretty cool dream, but of course it got weird when I found a huge drawer under the charging handle. The walls of the drawer were caked with cosmoline and it contained several rags and dozens of tiny tubes of grease labeled WD-40 Hot Lube. They shipped this thing with WD-40 grease?!!? Stag lost a few more points with me there. I tried to look on the bright side and decided to make a few RIG rags out of these rags. I was basically glad to have another rifle, but too many things kept me from loving it, and I was rather disappointed at myself for spending the money I've been saving for an LMT on this Stag Model 1.:banghead:
Once during the dream, I was at work and for some reason decided to show all of my employees my concealed carry pistol. One of my employees chastised me for carrying at all. It was an awfully weird dream, and the first of its kind (level of gun related content). At one point while at the range with the Stag, I actually considered posting my rifle's problems on THR. I can't believe that THR actually made it into one of my dreams! I'll have to take a break from here if this keeps up.
Anyway, once I woke up this morning, I immediately chuckled because I knew that at some point today I'd write this all out in a thread. I decided to make a poll thread of this dream just for the heck of it.
If anyone of you has the clairvoyance to interpret dreams, you're welcome to it.
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