Find Auntie a nice dog to keep her company (got a spare you could lend her?). A 10lb Jack Russell Terrorist on crack or a good-sized Golden Retriever, it doesnt matter, just one that'll bark its head off when the peeper comes around.
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So I shot up a few siloutte targets for him to hang on the front door, the back door, and the garage..
I don't mean to be insulting to your family, my young friend, but where did YOU come from?
No offense intended, but your aunt doesn't sound like the brightest bulb by a long shot.
Hide out in the house (without your car in driveway, geez ... )
btw, what did the cops do?
After a second and a third thought about it, this is unbelievable
Good luck with the police. Leaving the freak's favorite entry window open and confronting him just as he enters (with camera, drawn shotguns and very bright lights) would seem the best course of action. As long as the people you gather for this surprise don't warn him by parking in the driveway, anyway..
Well, that's what keeps them in business ....surely they wouldnt wait until a violent crime has been commited, right?
I don't think she will heed any of the good suggestions that have been given so far.