I need some help

[vi9er]

My work just told me that i have to remove my HK screensaver from my computer as "It frightens some of your co-workers"
:banghead: :banghead:
It's a **** screensaver! GRRRRRR!!!!
It's probably coming from the same woman who said about my leatherman case
"Do you have a knife in that?"
"Uhhh, yeah"
"That's a weapon and against company policy"
and then went to my boss about it! I got that one dropped real quick because my boss's desk had broken before and i fixed with my leatherman as opposed to her having to wait till the next business day for maintanance. Anyway, back to topic,
Does anyone have, or is anyone able to make, a screensaver that says something like
"I'm not psycho! I won't hurt you! If we Outlaw screensavers, only outlaws will have screensavers"
or something equally or greater in sarcasm?
Thanks for the assist,
Ed

 

[4v50 Gary]

Twin Towers with a banner, "America Remembers." Patriotic and it may even get them to think.

 

[Tady45]

Sheeple never cease to amaze me... Well then, get a Molon Labe screen saver and tell them that you are in to history



Larry

 

[sm]

45v50 Gary, good thought, to which I'll add:

The First Amendment ,Constitution, Bill of Rights ,any of these would be good...along same reasons as above.

 

[Archie]

Do you have a "marquee" option?

If so, set it up to read,

"This is a politically correct screensaver. It is intended to pacify those who are so afraid of life they can't handle pictures."

 

[Betty]

Sheesh! I bet you could go to that lady's cubicle and find something objectionable over there, too. Watch her squeal when you ask her to take her Chippendale calendar down.

At work, my desktop pic during deadilne has a pic of me with my K40 and the caption, "GO AWAY!" And then I have a cute one of Hello Kitty with a purple MP5. There's a couple of gunnie cartoons and a large poster of an American flag with a photo of the twin towers tacked in the middle of it.

Anyone has yet to ask me to take any of it down.

 

[vi9er]

It just really irks me that i am one of the most level headed people here!(at work, not THR)
I work in customer service, and i have been complemented numoerous times by supervisor and coworkers on the fact that i don't lose my cool! I have been her for 2.5 years now, and not once raised my voice in anger, and i am ALWAYS willing to help a rep, even when i am on break or lunch, with a smile, but i put a pic of a gun up, and suddenly i scare people! It's just SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Archie, I LOVE your idea, and it is now my screensaver!!
I'm going to set the DEFENSELESS VICTIM ZONE as my desktop

 

[dude]

help youself.............just decide if your screen saver is more important than your job