You have to bring a second gun if the first one only shoots blanks.
Remember, you have to carry enough gun and one should already Hi-point it. That's what she said.
Beware of the bathtub ringleaders, but they can be wiped out.
Have two shower heads. One is for water and the other is .45ACP! Have a water proof remote controller for it.
Mini-guns will not get the job done.
Any firearm you keep in the shower is a water gun.
Use a Cobra derringer in the tub. It's made of the same stuff the Hi-point is. Who'd suspect a snake in the shower?
Keep a dachshund in the bathroom with you and SIG him on anyone that comes in.
Don't take a 1911 in the tub with you or you'll get COLT!
Any gun taken into the bathroom needs to be taken Kahr of so it won't rust.
Make mine a lever action rifle. Marlin on this later.
Keep you powder and balls dry.
These quotes are from that great ancient Chinese phlilosopher Confusion.