I'm at 5,000--where is my free rifle?

[AndrewTB]

DEAR COSMOLINE

I SINCERELY WRITE TO SEEK YOUR CO-OPERATION AND TRUST TO ENABLE MY COLLEAGUES AND I CARRY OUT AN URGENT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY DEPARTMENT.

I WORK WITH VBULLETIN POST COUNT PRIZES LLC OF LAGOS NIGERIA. IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR PRIZE OF ONE (1) BARRET M82A1 RIFLE. UNFORTUNATELY A COLLEAGUE OF MINE WHO WAS TO REMIT YOUR PRIZE HAS DIED AND THE PAPERWORK WAS LOST. THANK GOD, I MANAGED TO FIND YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND CAN NOW REMIT YOUR PRIZE WITH YOUR CO-OPERATION. PLEASE CONTACT MY OFFICE AT YOUR EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY.

LOOKING URGENTLY FORWARD TO YOUR CORRESPONDENCE,

YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT

EDWARD I. UWA, Esq.
LAGOS, NIGERIA

I thought this only happend when you have 419 post .

 

[docfubar]

I think everyone here has it wrong.

If he has the time to get to 5000 posts, there must not be much time to shoot. So, because all of his time is in front of the computer, he is required to send a gun to the first 3 people who request them, as long as their post count is below 1000.

At least that way, we can ensure 3 of his guns get shot on a regular baisis.

bob

I agree so in the spirit of things I will take one.

 

[rust collector]

Actually, a "free rifle" along the lines of an Anschutz 2013 will set you back about $2800.

Just think if we had all the trigger time we spend at these blasted PCs...

Congrats on a plethora of postings!