silverlance
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So yesterday, Chuck, Assistant Principal of Student Affairs, asked me if I wanted a two-month position as Dean of Student Supervisions. It pays $36 an hour, each day is 6.6 hours long, and I wouldn't have to teach. Instead, I'd carry around a walkie-talkie and bust kids all over school.
The catch is this: this is my summer vacation! I'm pretty worn out and as good as the money is, I really could use a break.
Still, I've decided to take the job. Pay comes out to about $8000 for the two months.
Now, here's the kicker:
To make this job worthwhile, I've decided that I'd absolutely have to spend a good chunk of it (several thousand) on gun stuff.
What should I get to make the medicine go down? Don't forget I live in CA.
Some ideas so far:
1. 5 155mm howitzer cans full of ammo: 1 in 9mm, 1 in .223, 1 in 7.62x39, 1 in .22LR, 1 in 12G.
2. Two Beretta 92FS, go tot he range and double-fist.
3. AB500 (highest quality armor) steel reactive targets: hostage, spinner, pop-up.
4. A small blackpowder cannon. I've always wanted one, but I don't know how CA will react to this...
help me save me from myself...
The catch is this: this is my summer vacation! I'm pretty worn out and as good as the money is, I really could use a break.
Still, I've decided to take the job. Pay comes out to about $8000 for the two months.
Now, here's the kicker:
To make this job worthwhile, I've decided that I'd absolutely have to spend a good chunk of it (several thousand) on gun stuff.
What should I get to make the medicine go down? Don't forget I live in CA.
Some ideas so far:
1. 5 155mm howitzer cans full of ammo: 1 in 9mm, 1 in .223, 1 in 7.62x39, 1 in .22LR, 1 in 12G.
2. Two Beretta 92FS, go tot he range and double-fist.
3. AB500 (highest quality armor) steel reactive targets: hostage, spinner, pop-up.
4. A small blackpowder cannon. I've always wanted one, but I don't know how CA will react to this...
help me save me from myself...