sparky , I think just about any of us here would give a journalist a coronary .
Lemme see , ammonia and bleach in the same cleaning closet ( deadly gas combined)
Collection of military rifles (91/30,91/30 "sniper", M44, enfield, etc etc )
Couple of AKs both sporting 30 rounders w/spares
Swords displayed on the walls
100s of knives in all shapes and sizes (a lot of Hibbins)
couple of SKSs (one stock norinco, one sporterized)
Collection of pistols including the dreaded armor piercing CZ52
ammo stacked deep and high ( lost count , but minimum of 15000 rounds)
personal library with such titles as mien Kampf ,communist manifesto ,etc ( history buff -know thy enemy)
I'm sure my music collection would get scrutinized also ( Sabbath,ozzy,priest,maiden,etc etc ) . Bet they would overlook my jazz and classical sections though .