Mall Ninja Movie!

[BerettaNut92]

Anyone see the preview for National Security? Can anyone say MALL NINJA???

THR/TFL meet?

 

[PATH]

Who plays the role of the leading man?

 

[4v50 Gary]

"Minimum Wage Warrior" hits the silver screen?

 

[Uncle Ethan]

Any full auto?

 

[cordex]

Any full auto?

Looks like one of the mall ninjas has a compensated full-auto Glock (though I hesitate to immediately label it an 18c) with a nickled/chromed slide.

 

[BerettaNut92]

I dunno...

Martin Lawrence don't know anything the gunplay in it. Probably be some hopeless liberal movie but I HAVE to see it for the mall ninja potential.

 

[HABU]

Martin Lawrence don't know anything

.........but jive. He makes jive funny

Ironically, the commercial came on as I was reading this thread.
Coming..........Jan. 17 to a theater near you.

 

[10-Ring]

Martin Lawrence makes me laugh This one looks funny to me!

 

[Average Guy]

Oh. Boy. This. Looks. Really. Funny. And. Original. I. Can't. Wait.

Steve Zahn deserves better.

<sigh>

 

[sixgun_symphony]

What kind of guns would a Mall Ninja carry?

With their low wages, it will likely be Hi-Point carbines and pistols. Then they will spend all the money "saved" on useless accessories like scopes, compensators, and lasers.

 

[trapshooter]

What kind of guns would a Mall Ninja carry?

NEF in .300 Win Mag, as I recall.

Maybe a Jennings, with a Taclite and Lasermax, with a QD Nightvision scope in case Mall power goes out during an attack of diabolical mall-walkers. (Oh, wait, that would be on the NEF).

In addition, would require:

Set of 'big-ears', pair of Tasco binocs, and a disposable camera, for intelligence gathering.

a knock-off Tanto knife (can't get the real thing, expensive), and a big-a$$ 'Samurai' sword (another knockoff).

'Field expedient' shuriken, made from #10 can lids and sprayed with flat black paint, (for conceelment).

And, lest we forget, black socks (two pair - hands and feet) with thumbtacks glued to outside, for dispensing with elevators, escalators, and stairs when moving between floors.

Then there's the golf-cart mods required.

 

[Big Al]

The gun looks like a nickel-slide Glock w/select fire, extended barrel, and a rail-mounted flashlight. Held sideways, of course. True mall ninja stuff.

 

[six 4 sure]

What kind of guns would a Mall Ninja carry?


Well from the orginal mall ninja .....

“We were previuosly restricted to .38's and two Mossberg 500's with less leathel rounds in them, but when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor's nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us,â€

“We only patrol the roof, maitenance areas, and parking lots with rifles, MP5's for if TSHTF indoors, and Glock 30's on our beltsâ€

Check out www.mallninja.com for more info. It has copies of the orginal posts.

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