The Mall Ninja

[Correia]

Joe Demko, speaking as a moderator, I hated Gunkid above all trolls. The man wouldn't quit.

Honestly we banned him from THR probably 80 times. I'm not embellishing either.

The man was a certifiable loon. Our own cyber-sleuths tracked him down, and we knew about him being in trouble with the law again way before he got picked up. And let me tell you, when we got the news, it was party time.

 

[IndianaBoy]

I'm inclined to think it was a deliberate prank (as opposed to a clueless poser), and as they go a pretty good one. Ceramic plates to counter .338 Lapua hits in the back...multiple state-of-the-art submachineguns and assault rifles...his girlfriend/co-worker assembling the single-shot .300WinMag while he provides covering fire with a G23 converted to .357Sig...and finally the fact that he acknowledges that it's not the Mall of America, but isn't some podunk mall either.

Too darn funny!

 

[Joe Demko]

Joe Demko, speaking as a moderator, I hated Gunkid above all trolls. The man wouldn't quit.

Okay. I don't quite know why you are telling me this. If you're expecting me to defend him, I'm not going to. His presence on a board was a guarantee of strife. Mods on gunboards and survival boards all over the web hate John, so it hardly surprises me that you do too.

 

[Geno]

What...I Can't Hear You!!!

When I was still actively instructing Taekwondo, we had a student who knew just enough martial arts to get himself into trouble, but not quite enough to get himself out of trouble. These type students are typified by license plates that boast their affiliation in the MAs. So, one night at the bar, after he had consumed several bottles of big-mouth he decided to defined a “lady’s” integrity. Short of it, the marine he tangled with, took him down in a head-lock and literally bit his ears off. Serious! The moral of this factual story? It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch. SF guys keep it on the low-down for the element of surprise.

Doc2005

 

[ilbob]

"[...]assault wheelbarrow[...]"

Considering the long lists of heavy stuff some posters here claim they plan to carry on their backs in case TSHTF, I wonder if a wheel barrel (or at least some kind of wheeled cart) wouldn't be a better choice.



Personally, I think the Internet would not be anywhere near as interesting and informative without the "characters" that inhabit it. If nothing else, they force you to think.

 

[Eleven Mike]

Personally, I think the Internet would not be anywhere near as interesting and informative without the "characters" that inhabit it. If nothing else, they force you to think.

When they force you to think of new and better security measures, they may not be worth it.

 

[Freedom in theSkies]

Wow! I did'nt think that so many of you fine upstanding folks would remember him.
I used to call a buddy of mine every time there was a new post by him. We would laugh hysterically for what seemed to be hours, but was probably more like WEEKS!
Some people's children....:banghead:

 

[psyopspec]

It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch. SF guys keep it on the low-down for the element of surprise.

In your story, the "quiet one" didn't start anything - he just finished it.

 

[Autolycus]

Just read this...

http://blog.myspace.com/everymanafreeman

It is the myspace ninja.

 

[got cope?]

Wow.

 

[Bart Noir]

Nice one, MV

You establish your credentials when you use Brit-speak. "kitted-out", "nancyboys" Heck, I can tell you served alongside the elite Kensington Mall Action Service (KisMaAS) in your earlier career. I've seen just enough to hint that they test new gear for the SAS.

I find it odd that the undercover aspect of this dangerous job, just isn't being talked about. I guess that is air-tight OPSEC.

Bart Noir

 

[carterbeauford]

Just read this...

http://blog.myspace.com/everymanafreeman

It is the myspace ninja.

wish I had that much time on my hands. obviously a joke, as if any more reason was needed to not visit myspace.