Fishnfever
Member
A popcorn, beer, and egg fart in a crowded elevator could be considered a public nuisance that offends the sensibilities, as well as the olfactories, of the common civilized person; not to mention burning out all of their nose hairs.
Yeah, but add to that formula a cigarette lighter or match, and then it's a federal offense. Something about "manufacturing an explosive device" or something like that...