Madcap_Magician
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Willie should have his own subforum.
They were pacing with you and starin' at you through the window?^^ I don't think so. The most noisy yelling was by the guy in the middle yelling at the driver, who was contrite and pretty shaken. The third guy was the one who came down with the flashlight to see if I was OK.
Back in '78, Willie was a college student studying in Florida, having come from NJ to the Florida Institute of Technology, school of Marine Sciences, in Jensen Beach. Willie was a starving college kid, literally poaching 'gators to fry in an electric skillet in the dorm and one who was not above raiding the odd orange grove for some vitimin C now and again. To say I was poor would have been an understatement. My possessions were few, but among them was my prize: A Ruger Police Service 6 fixed sight .357 Magnum, "Made in the 200th Year of American Liberty". I had paid $99 for it used, and it was the finest thing I owned. More on this anon.
In order to avoid absolute starvation, I worked for a firm in West Palm that specialized in delivering cars between the airport at West Palm and the airport in Newark NJ. Old folks would fly up and a day later their car would show up at their house in NJ, delivered by a bearded yet smiling Willie, who would gratefully accept their $100 bill plus fuel costs and a ride back to Newark Airport, where another car would be waiting. That one would go back down to West Palm, and if a young engineering student was resourceful and had his class schedule set up for a noon-start on Monday and a noon-end on Friday, he could do a round trip and make $200 for a weekend on the road. I did this for two years to put myself thru tjose years of school. As you can imagine, this entailed many late nights of time spent on the deserted highway, 2:00 AM driving, exhausted, seeing spots before my eyes with fatigue, and all in all it was a pretty tough thing to do. 19 hours each way was the norm, 1000 miles almost exactly from place to place.
Now at that time there was a rash of folks being robbed on Route 95 around the Jacksonville area. MO was to drive them off the road, rob them, and leave. This came to national attention when if Willie's memory serves correctly two Japanese tourists were killed in such an encounter. So this sets the scene:
Willie is driving back to Florida, and has been on the road for about two days. He's just south of Jacksonville at 1:30 AM, is exhausted, had drunk way too much coffee, and is not feeling all that great. Car is a Plymouth Volare', upholstered with "Rich Corinthian Leather" (for those who are old enough to remember Ricardo shilling for Plymouth and selling the worst car they ever built). Sunrise is a ways off and the music on the radio is boring. Doing about 65, just want to get this drive done. Headlights come up from behind, and as it comes alongside, they slow down and pace poor Willie. It's a pickup truck, open bed, Ford, of indeterminate vintage. Three guys are in it, and they start peering at poor Willie thru the window. I slow down and they slow down. I pick it up a bit and so do they. Willie gets a bit nervous. This goes on for a bit and they finally drop back about 100 feet and get behind me. Willie is now looking into the mirror at lights and isn't in too good a mood. Driving now about 50, hoping they will get bored and pass. After a bit they come over into the fast lane and start a very slow pass, save for that when they come alongside... well.... they pull to the right and drive poor college-Willie right off the road. Onto the steeply sloped down to the drainage ditch grass on the side Willie goes, and comes to rest nose down at the edge of the ditch. They pull off quickly on the shoulder about 10 feet ahead, toss the Ford into reverse, and pull back to where I'm sitting 50 feet off the road and down the hill.... this ain't good. The doors open and the guy in the passenger seat gets out and looks at me....
[...my Ruger, with six honest-to-God right from Lee Jurras Super Vel 125 grain hollow points, was in my little dittie bag by my knee...]
As tempted as I was to draw the Ruger and put one thru the "O" in "FORD" on the tailgate, I did what any self respecting kid would do... I ran away. I bailed out of the door with the little shaving kit bag with the .357 in it and hightailed it to what I figured would be a cow pasture on the other side of the wire fence at the side of the road. Sadly that was on the other side of the drainage ditch that I didn't see.... so after falling into about 6 feet of water with scaly-critters scattering in all directions, I did my best to get to the other side, at which I succeeded while only barely not dropping my precious Ruger. 'Bout this time a great commotion was taking place at the side of the pickup, with one guy giving another hell about something while the third ran down to my now abandoned Volare with a flashlight. After he saw I was missing an even louder hulabaloo took place with all three of them shoutin' and hollerin mostly at each other, but also directed towards me. I couldn't see a thing, was up to my neck in mud at the other side of the ditch, and had extricated the Ruger from it's bag and was waiting while swatting off the bugs. 'Bout five minutes of this and that, and a state trooper pulls up, puts on his lights, and gets outta the car and has a chat with the three before shining his spotlight down where I'm hiding up to my eyeballs in muck. By this time I'm both wet and cold, and I decide to wade across the ditch and so I do. Cop shines the light on me and says something about crazy kids, not noting that I'm shoving a revolver into my pants. I manage to get to the side of the car and drop the Ruger in thru the open window, and then all was revealed. Seems the three "Bad Guys" were on a long drive themselves, and the driver was just sleepy, and fell asleep at the wheel. There was no intent, and it was just... well... just an accident. I wasn't too pleased, but after shaking off the mud, and accepting their kind offer to pull me out with a chain, I was settled down a bit. They offered $20 so I could wash the car, and with the troopers advice to go find a motel somplace they left. I changed into dry clothes and left myself. Washed the car myself, pocketed the $20 for food, and delivered the car.
No one follows a car doing 50 down I95 when the speed limit is 75 without some personal gain in mind.
I call BS on the guy "falling asleep" sounds like a good story he told as they ditched the weapon they were gonna try to rob you with as the cop pulled up. I think everyone involved is lucky the cop showed up when he did.
TRENT - " ... Got me thinking about "how random things can happen at any time" and I decided that even on mundane trips, I was carrying all the time from then on. And I have."