most evil gun description:)

[woodybrighton]

bubbered no5 with a scope
deadly combat tactical assault sniper rifle
can anyone string crap words together to make the ultimate deadly weapon that must be banned to save us all

 

[Duke of Doubt]

Most "evil" description of a Number 5 carbine?

"Long-range, high-capacity, rapid-fire military sniper rifle capable of firing armor-piercing ammunition."

At least that's what the antis call it.

 

[Guy de Loimbard]

I like the one Bananas At Large came up with for their song "Da Turdy Point Buck"

An AK-57 Uzi radar laser triple-barreled double-scoped heat-seeking shotgun!

 

[Seancass]

"Long-range, high-capacity, rapid-fire military sniper rifle capable of firing armor-piercing ammunition."

...from over a mile away. Bayonet mount shoulder thing that goes up.

 

[JImbothefiveth]

Fully semi-automatic .50 caliber sniper assault rifle with mega capacity clips and designed to spray fire at over 1000 rounds per minute out to 2000 yards that weighs only 11 pounds loaded with "cop-killer" dum-dum assault sniper munitions that have no use for hunting.

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

with heat seeking bullets!

 

[NeoSpud]

I like the Johnny Dangerously line:

It's an .88 Magnum.

It shoots through schools.

 

[Duke of Doubt]

I liked that movie a lot more than did most. The trouble was it spoofed a genre extinct for decades.

"Do you realize your name is an adverb?"

 

[crazy-mp]

I am just worried they will try to outlaw the full auto bolt action gas operated water cooled, folding stock, dual pistol griped, clip fed, precision assault sniper rifle, machine gun pistol l

Luckily though Nancy Pelosi's husband happens to own the nations only certified gun melting facility, so he can get the government contract to destroy all these evil guns and turn them into more positive items, such as eco-friendly....

 

[Hostile Amish]

Suppressed CQB-purpose .50 caliber variant of the Barrett M82, with a belt-feed box and a folding stock.

I think realistic.

 

[memphisjim]

no hair triggers?

 

[possom813]

automatic, double barrel, assault rifle capable of firing 30 round bursts one at a time with a flash suppressor that turns it into a flame thrower that is powered by google with a 5 dollar foot long extendable magazine that is belt fed from a 5 gallon bucket that was bought at Walmart during the recession depression because the price was rolled back by a yellow head and it can shoot around corners if your good enough to curve the bullet.

edit, it also has a hair trigger and horns with a pointy tail

 

[BhmBill]

I like the simple umbrella terms.... like...

Fully self loading automatic scoped high capacity assault rifle capable of firing jacketed high velocity cop killer hollow point ammunition.

Aka. Marlin 60 or Ruger 10/22 with a Tasco scope and loaded with bulk Remington .22lr HP's.

 

[Gamera]

Anything that has a thing that goes up.

 

[CoRoMo]

Military Style Assault Weapon

 

[renegade1alpha]

Gun. Thats enough for the Brady Campaign. No need to go on from there.

And zombie threads are closed?

 

[sm]

Concealed.


You don't believe me, go ask Sarah Brady, Nancy Pelosi, Daly, Bloomberg, and aw heck, go for top swinging richard and ask TOTUS.

 

[jbrown50]

"Hidden Guns", or...........
Assault Weapons that can be easily concealed and carried from state to state.

They don't want their collegues, er......'criminals' to be surprised.

SURPRIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!

 

[Blakenzy]

You asked for it, you got it:

The Concealable WMD*, high capacity, barrel shrouded, bayonet mounting, double pistol gripped hip spraying, laser beam infrared scoped, "hitman-grade" silenced, anti-jumbo 747, fully automatic, premeditated assault machine rifle(that no honest citizen has any business owning) ... chambered in .905 SSSM(School Shooting Special Magnum) with armor piercing, cop killing, deer roasting tracer bullets.

*Available in color black through your local gun show "loophole" from an "unlicensed" dealer.

 

[Maelstrom]

What's wrong? No one's thrown in Saturday Night Special anywhere?

 

[Dark Skies]

"can anyone string crap words together to make the ultimate deadly weapon that must be banned to save us all?"


Bowel Disruptor set to Explosive Intestinal Maelstrom.

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

!!!!! Dark Skies wins this one...yikes, what in the blazes is that thing?!

 

[Dark Skies]

Just some random pic off the net to go with my caption. Looks to be cobbled together from an air drill / ratchet, an airline moisture separator and some random parts from a fuel injector line.

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

well keeping true the antis terms describing a weapon that should be banned:

A Gun

 

[MachIVshooter]

Dark Skies wins this one...yikes, what in the blazes is that thing?!

Literally, it's an OLD air hammer with the barrel replaced by a transparent filter housing of some sort and what looks like a vacuum actuator or regulator inside. Some kind of valve attached to the top, couldn't tell ya what.

That's pretty creative, I'll give it that.