What you are about to read is true:
We were doing some outside remodeling on a cousin's house when we saw a strange sight - a Sheriff car on our gravel road, followed by a blacked-out SUV, followed by another Sheriff's car. Driving slowly. They stopped in the middle of the road at the top of the hill. Right at the old (anti-Obama) neighbor's farm house. The cars' occupants got out and went into the house. About an hour later, they came back out, got into their cars, and turned around. The deputies continued on past us, but the SUV stopped. Out stepped a Secret Service agent! He asked us if we knew the old guy and if we thought that he was a threat to the President. Did what??? YGBSM!!! Well, the old guy had sent an e-mail to the White House saying that he likes to dry fire his pistol at the President's image when he's watching CNN.
Now that, folks, is a die-hard gun/TV fan.