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Mustafa, you idiot......BOOM!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by MrMurphy, Mar 26, 2004.

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  1. MrMurphy

    MrMurphy Member

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    Well, one more moron has something to explain to Allah. Just reported on Fox News, somewhere on the West Bank a car bomber was driving along heading to whatever target he had picked when his car prematurely went BOOM.


    Rather like keeping your finger out of the trigger guard unless you have a target, you'd think a suicide carbomber would keep the fuse and detonator seperate until he was QUITE sure he was at the right target!

    Darwinian selection among terrorists. Only slightly smarter than trying to shoot up a checkpoint with an AK.
     
  2. clubsoda22

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    you ever hear the one about the suicide bomber who couldn't get his bomb vest to go off on the bus? He got off at the next stop. The bus drove away and 5 seconds later he blew up standing on the sidewalk. No injuries to anyone but himself.
     
  3. AJ Dual

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    I think I heard it on the radio on Paul Harvey.

    The bombers support crew set the timer on their bomb, and apparently forgot about daylight savings time....
     
  4. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

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    I've heard the on the job training for Islamic terrorist savages can be murder.
     
  5. Destructo6

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    Either that or he was doing a practice run.

    Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad.
     
  6. Master Blaster

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    Hey laugh all you want, but right now Mustafas, enjoying his 72 beautiful young virgins while you are stuck reading this dreck.:D :barf:
     
  7. para.2

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    I have it on good authority that immediately upon his passage through the pearly gates, Mustafa was met by George Washington, who picked him up by the collar, shook him and threw him to the ground. While he was trying to get up, Thomas Jefferson came and gave him a swift kick in the butt, followed by Richard Henry Lee and several others. When he finally got to his feet, he called out to Allah, asking what was going on, and when he would get his virgins. Allah said, "Virgins, I know nothing of virgins, I promised 72 Virginians! ":D
     
  8. Red_SC

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    I read in a book once about some terrorists forgetting about the differences in time zones. One group built the bomb and set the timer, and another group from just over into the next time zone picked it up. It went off on the way to the target.:evil:
     
  9. R.H. Lee

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    It is my understanding that upon detonation, the body is blown to smithereens, leaving the head intact, lying on the ground.

    No wonder soccer is becoming increasingly popular.
     
  10. Third_Rail

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    Actually, more likely than not the explosive peroxides used (in the case of 90% of vests, acetone peroxide) prematurely detonated, a common problem when using large crystal primary explosives. A detonator isn't needed in the case of primary explosives, a simple flame from blackmatch (cotton string with blackpowder dusted on it in many layers) will suffice...

    But then again, the main drawback for primary explosives it that they're incredibly unstable. We're talking 4-5 KILOS of acetone peroxide, when a detonator using AP would be only .5 grams (and could still take a hand off)

    Something to ponder. Sure it's easier to set off, but they drew the line too far down.
     
  11. Diggler

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    Y'know, if the girls were at all that good looking, they probably wouldn't still be virgins... :evil:

    I wonder how much an Israeli bus driver makes per month?
     
  12. PATH

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    You can't make stuff like this up! Thank goodness the nit wit blew himself up and not a crowd of innocents.
     
  13. echo3mike

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    Question: if ya' screw up slaughtering the infidels, (as in "you don't"), do you still get the virgins?

    S.
     
  14. Quartus

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    No, they're really getting better. Closer and closer to the goal - that magic 100% premature detonations.....


    :D
     
  15. Mr. Clark

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    :what: :what: :what:
     
  16. CB900F

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    Fella's;

    He didn't get the virgins. Period. Why? Simple: An eunuch cannot enter paradise. And he didn't have the ba!!s to get where he was going.

    :) 900F
     
  17. WilderBill

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    I suppose the learning curve is kinda steep when you never get a second chance. :scrutiny: :D
     
  18. 4v50 Gary

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    For world peace...

    May they all be blessed with such good fortune.
     
  19. Third_Rail

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    I take it my fellow THRers didn't know about the actual chemical reasons for little mishaps like this?

    And trust me, Quartus, if they continue using acetone peroxide and also trying to MELT and cast it, they won't live long. I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but AP melts at, lets say, 300 degrees celcius. It will detonate at 305. Smart, aren't they? :rolleyes:
     
  20. Perfesser

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    Suicide bombers

    Next time we catch one of them, picture this:
    Trial, death sentence, 'fast track' the appeals..
    On his final day let him make his peace with Allah, then put him under DEEP
    anasthesia (like that movie with Bridget Fonda)...
    move him into a place that looks like his idea of Paradise; he wakes up in
    luxury, food all around, but no virgins.
    When he begins to wonder where they are, send in the first one...a big
    backwoods boy right out of Deliverance.
     
  21. carpettbaggerr

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    No but I heard about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a car and burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe :p


    Seriously, can't think why their using acetone peroxide. Might as well blow themselves up at home and save themselves the trouble
     
  22. RON in PA

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    I don't know about you, but I'd rather have one experienced WOMAN than 72 virgins.
     
  23. Riphalman

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    Oh.....it seems like only yesterday....

    that he was just a little terrorist, running around waving his fist and screaming "DEATH TO AMERICA'' ......they just blow up so fast, don't they?
     
  24. The_Antibubba

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    Did you hear about the Palestinian terrorist who became so depressed, he didn't feel like killing himself anymore? :rolleyes:




    You may groan now. :D
     
  25. stellarpod

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    Riphalman:

    That one put a big smile on my face. :D

    Too good!

    stellarpod
     
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