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You value reliability and consistency above all else, including taste. If single, you likely enjoy "Power-dating" (meeting 10 people in 100 minutes) to taking a stroll on the beach with a blind date, so as not to waste time if compatibility is lacking (After all, its not about enjoying the scene, its about efficiency). You'll tolerate beauty and form, but not at the cost of function. You will likely marry an ugly woman who can cook and balance a checkbook as if she were an IRS auditor who worked on commission. On the off chance that she is attractive, she will be the type who compensates for it with irritating habits that repel people who would be interested because she's attractive, rather than her special qualities. (Think of Sandra Bullock in "Ms. Congeniality" BEFORE she recieved basic instruction on manners and appropriate etiquette). You will die in your mid 40's in your car (Probably a Ford), because you worked yourself into a stress related heart attack, because if there is one thing someone like you cannot tolerate, its a jam.