Myspace Ninja At it again...

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I know this is not HIGH ROAD talk but I personally think the person who wrote this should be taken to a nice desert island and left there; with 10K rounds of .22LR ammo, 1 03A3 and 1 .500 S & W. He/she can then spend the rest of his/her life making up stories about how the ammo and the two guns were converted into a complete naval fleet so he/she could get off the island, go back and get those persons who'd had the audacity to banish such an upstanding citizen to such a miserable life.

I have to agree stories like this do absolutely no good for the support of CCW's. Talk about being your own worst enemy.
 
This kid needs to lay off the crack, stop worshipping Walker Texas Ranger, and get a better education on criminal law. ie. Menacing and brandishing a weapon in public. He uses all the popular buzz words that have been floating around the fourms in the past couple of years and seems to have something to prove. One of these days he's going to get shot for that exact behavior. :fire: Who in their right mind uses a CCW badge anyways, what an idiot. It's like saying that you're a qualified brain surgeon because you stayed at a holiday inn last night. Real men in this world are few and far between and we need them more than ever as role models.
 
Bah, I could tell a REAL "Mall Ninja" (that works in a mall) must be a fake based on expereince at my local mall. Security there is unarmed and ordered NOT to interfere in ANY crime...just "be a good witness for LEO!" :barf: :barf: :barf:

And since it's also a "gun-free" zone, I make it a POINT to stay away from there!
 
Actually for some reason there are a few malls in Michigan where by state statute (or law, not sure which) the mall security officers have the same powers in the mall that police officers have. So i guess if there are mall ninjas anywhere, its in my own backyard:)
 
I don't know what's funnier, the original post or the fact that so many people here got offended by it! :uhoh:

Take a joke guys, if you can't appreciate this piece maybe you take your gun culture a bit too seriously. There are tons of folks who actually think like the mall ninja in that story, and sadly that is how many Americans percieve "gunnies". :banghead:

All you have to do to get people to relax around guns is to look and act respectable and open carry to get people used to the idea that guns aren't going to jump up and get them. Someone will chime in to say that open carry is tactically unsound, and that they read somewhere that if you open carry 11 ninjas will jump out, steal your gun, and stab you with a katana....But to them I say "You are absolutely right, go put on your 5.11 vest, mirror shades, and go back to your patrol. No one will know you have a gun :rolleyes: The gun movement needs more highly trained individuals like you to keep the rest of us jackasses in line".
 
I agree with 357wheelgunner. Just read some of the postings in the strategies and tactics section. Or head over to Glocktalk and read the carry issues. I have read threads where people talk about having to almost draw because they were approached for a smoke by a bum, or asked for change at the gas station.

I remember reading a post on THR in the Strategies and Tactics section about people who only park their cars by backing into a spot. They call this combat parking and they do it so that they can escape quicker if they need to flee.

One poster claimed to drop his car keys on the ground so that he could check under the cars next to his car and make sure that there was nobody underneath the neighboring cars to pull his feet out from under him.

There are all kinds of things that make us look bad. I agree that satire does not help but I would argue that some of the posters here make us look a lot worse then this guy.
 
Whoa! Easy guys... seems to me that this "story" was written for gunnies by a gunnie. Its just a joke. Its not people that write things like that that give us a bad name. Its people that actually do things like that.
 
I agree with SniperStraz. The story does absolutely no harm.

Mrs. Brady didn't wake up in the morning one day and think to herself
"You know what, I am not going to try to steal any ones civil liberties today,".

Then one of her aides bursts into the room with a copy of the story franticly proclaiming " Mam, you have to read this! Mall ninjas are a threat to our children!"

"Holy God, I must do something! I will start a ban on anything tacti-cool!"
 
i must not be a very observant person when it comes to jokes. i remember years ago seeing this "all your base are belong to us" all over the net. even as a hardcore pc gamer i would be puzzled. then one day i found out what it was all about in a gaming fourm only cause they where pretty clear about it.

at age 36 i just found out *** "killroy" is all about from the history channel. all this time im watching ww2 movies and playing ww2 games, i wondered who the hell is killroy.

when i first came here(not long ago but i bought my first handgun in 1991) i asked about kevlar helmets and maybe some other things and was accused of being a mall ninja. what the hell? i got offended. now i know what a mall ninja is. but before this day i did think about hanging out at malls and look for terrorist.....and i do want a kevlar helmet and i have looked into vest that would stop rifle rounds. but not for the mall. for home defense in a shtf situation. i also talked 4 friends so far into getting ak47s, 1,000 rounds on hand, shotguns, handguns. and we do have a plan to watch each other's back when the shtf. and we do go to the range where i show them how to use these guns. and we do practice tactics somewhat. ummm i do have a small collection of ninja stars from childhood.

but i don't like glock or the .223 rifles. i love my big heavy ruger p89dc(101,000 rounds since 1993) and my ak47. plus i don't eat all the time and use my survival mountain bike every day for exercise. i don't spend all my money on guns either. i just buy what i think is useful. 2 ruger 9mms, 2 remy 12s, ak47, sks, 2 ruger 10/22s, mauser 8mm bolt, and lots of ammo on hand.
 
I am frankly pretty disturbed that after (presumably) having read the entire thing, some of you guys don't recognize this as satire. We're talking third-grade deduction skills here. :uhoh:

Think this is far from the reality? As has been said, go look around in S&T or search for "combat parking" or SHTF scenarios. Some Have Tremendous Fantasies indeed - at least this guy's joking! There have been plenty of earnest discussions on draw/don't draw when being "followed" (by someone who, invariably, "looked like one of them crystal methane tweaker druggies" or "was acting suspicious") or approached by a DSBP (Dark Skin, Baggy Pants) in a gas station parking lot to see if you've got change for a dollar for the air-and-water machine.

In between the "HOW MUCH AMMO DO *YOU* KEEP STOCKPILED???" and "Best semiauto .308 long range SHTF battle rifle" threads, the Homeland Securityesque condition-color charts and the endless parade of absurd "what should I do if"/"after-action critique: was walking my dog at 3AM and then..." armchair commando circle-jerks, it's a bit difficult for some of us - ahem - to keep in sight of the fact that the CCW/gun-owner community in general isn't the stereotypical mess the Bradyites want everyone to believe.

I've been much, much less active here of late; what was the High Road (and enamoured me so) when I first registered now seems to be just a thin veneer of normality over the cacophony of SHTF survivalist romps and what-caliber-for-anyone-who-gets-within-twenty-feet-of-me discussions that seem to make up the bulk of THR content recently. It starts to get pretty old, pretty quickly - there are plenty of other forums on the net for the bunker-digging subsection of our little community and it's not what I come here to read about.

Oh well.
 
God, I about died. Funniest thing I've read since the mockumentry of gunkidd. . . and reading the offended posts are alost as good.

Take some water with it folks. .
 
Someone has WAAAAY too much time on their hands.

I got through the first couple paragraphs and lost interest---too much Mall Ninja for my tastes.
 
I think the original Mall Ninja was better... he spoke with a bit more authority and wisdom. This guy's clearly not a Master of Ninjitsu... but he seems to be learning. If he studies his Ninjitsu weapons, eats his spinach, and cleans his SW-5 daily, he, too, may become a Mall Ninja - the highest form of Ninja.
 
That is FUNNY.
I love it, but if I continue to read that intelligent and witty satire I'm gonna need a adult diaper- because I might get to laughing so hard an "accident" could happen:neener:
He sounds knowledgeable and well informed of all the characteristics and traits a boob with a CCW displays and talks about.
Either that or her was/is the security officer in the movie "Detroit Rock City"
BTW the SF guys I work around are way reserved and quiet. And a hoot to go bar hopping with. Nice guys and very low key, no loud mouths or drunks, just normal dudes with decent outlooks on life.
 
:)I gotta bring this one back to life just to point out that it is quite possible he had a Hondea Ridgeline pickup that does have a trunk under the bed. But, seeing he is a mall ninja he probably meant a trunk lid on his bed so he could keep all of his gear stowed werever he went.
 
mall ninja

this is the greatest thing i have ever read in my life this guy needs his own show or something or even a movie deal im still laughing at it lol
 
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