Myspace Ninja At it again...

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I don't know what's funnier, the original post or the fact that so many people here got offended by it!

Ditto! Grow a sense of humor folks. :neener:
 
I laughed a lot. Agree that this is written by a gunnie for gunnies.
I should write a UK version.
 
I got a chuckle out of it.

The only problem I had with it is there are a few people out there that fit his stereotype. Anybody who has been to a gun shop runs into these guys, you know, the type that would buy a CCW badge and wear it in public. The same guys dress like an extra from Dog the Bounty hunter and feel the need to share their tactical opinions with everybody in the room whether anyone asked or not.

It's satire. Lighten up, Francis.


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Holy thread resurrection Batman!

There's no mention of duct tape and trauma plates??? Will the REAL mall ninja please stand up?!-- GECKO45
 
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He wore a Keltec pistol around his neck. He had a necklace made for it from Comp-Tac.
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that's just hi-freaking-larious!! this guy has "real ultimate power"
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Real deal... Comp-Tac Centerline Holster.
http://www.comp-tac.com/catalog/images/Centerline_Animation.gif


:D Gotta love a good Mall Ninja post :D This guy's not nearly as entertaining as GunKid was though... and I'll never laugh as hard as I did the first time I heard about the tacticool wheelbarrow :neener:
 
It is a satire, guys. Chill! Gunny writing for gunnies, as one said. If anything, most disturbing thing about this is I understood 99 percent of the lingo he used!

Okay, must be my handle. hahahahahahaha
 
Calm down people, maybe you need to back off YELLOW and Go to White.:neener:

The article was funny but the best thing was about how many on the board got offended!!!!!!

Just because you fit the profile and the description of the Mall Ninja doesn't mean you should take offense.
 
Now that's what a CCW badge is for....relaxing the mall security guards when you draw on someone.

I need one
 
I think the original Mall Ninja was better... he spoke with a bit more authority and wisdom. This guy's clearly not a Master of Ninjitsu... but he seems to be learning. If he studies his Ninjitsu weapons, eats his spinach, and cleans his SW-5 daily, he, too, may become a Mall Ninja - the highest form of Ninja.
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Yeah, this guy has a lot of training to do before he equals Gecko45. But it's nice to have a goal.
 
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Ok I laughed real hard But I couldn't finish the whole thing...too much mall ninja stuff for my tastes...but it gave me a good laugh though.
 
How did I miss this?

Hysterical as the piece was, it's almost eclipsed by some of the replies.


you know, I think he was making that stuff up! *smacks forehead*
 
so funny! It had all the elements. Whoever wrote this must really had an indepth understanding of the gun culture underbelly to make such poignant satire. liberals, muslims, gangbangers, illegal immigrants, molon labe, commies, everything. Maybe he would've thrown in something about nazis and gun control, but save that for next time?
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Haha exactly. When I read his other story I was actually getting mad because I actually thought it was real. Took me a bit to figure out it was fake. The guy seems to have his finger on the pulse of the "gun culture" :)
 
The people who read it as anything except a total joke might be........the real mall ninjas...:uhoh:

and they scare me more than any Brady bunch player.
 
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