NEVER say it out loud.

[gezzer]

Loose lips sinks ships.

Always carry a hard gun case with you EVERY time you leave the house. She will never know it was empty on the way out.

 

[Diomed]

you need to attend several craft and antique shows with your wife...
and tell her "how much you enjoy them"...
especially on sunday afternoons in the fall (commonly called Football Season)...
and then the curse will be broken...

That's pretty close to the cure being worse than the disease!

 

[ScottsGT]

Light a real hot fire in the fireplace. That will clean out the chimney.
Ask me how I know this........(twice now)

 

[danurve]

Toss in thinking the Jeep is running fine,

Then within a week I'm out 600$ in repairs.
Kind of put damper on the O/U I had an eye on.