Last week, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."