Time to invade Canada. How many Boy Scouts will it take?
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TFL Aluminium. Molon Labe!
I second that emotion. I had an unpleasant experience with the Canadian
border officials some 20 years ago as I attempted to drive from Detroit
into Windsor. After they allowed me to enter their beautiful country,
they ordered me into the customs checkpoint where they proceeded to
harrass, harangue, and insult me to the point that I considered punching
the little weasel in the face.
It all boiled down to one fact, and one question: Fact-I had "Texas" license
plates on my pick-up. Question- "Do you own any guns, do you have any guns with you, how many guns do you own, are they all in Texas, how many
"handguns" do you own, do you have any guns in your truck, are you bringing
any guns into Canada, why do you own guns, etc. etc. etc.
After 15 minutes of this BS, I put both hands up in the air to surrender,
and told the guy I really didn't want to go into Canada, and could I please
just leave and go back to Detroit. HA!!! That's when we got to go outside and watch the little weasel stripsearch my truck. Everything he took out of the truck went on the ground. We weren't allowed to touch anything while he trashed our vehicle. After an hour of finding nothing incriminating, he signed some form and handed it to me and told us we could leave. Then
he walked away, leaving us to pick up all the contents of our vehicle off the ground. Just writing this reminds me of how much I would like to get my hands around that little weasel's throat.
I say, when we bring all the troops home from Iraq, line them up on the
Canadian border, and give them 24 hours: Be annexed, or be invaded.
I have no animosity toward the Canadian people, I'm sure they are all
"salt of the earth". But the Canadian government is a Socialist experiment
gone crazy, and it should be put out of our misery.
Walter