perimeter alarm for when you're showering

[silverlance]

in all seriousness

all my talk about swords (even guns) and infrared alarms pales far in comparison to the security that my dog Stinky Stalin (long story) gives me. He ALWAYS follows me around the house and when i shower he lies down right in front of the door. Anybody who wants to get to me has to go through him first, and anybody who has gone through him will have to deal with a very very pissed off naked guy wielding a pigsticker and a hunk of soap-on-a-rope.

 

[TonkinTwentyMil]

Interior Doors -- Compartmentalization

Consider installing either (a) a heavy, solid-core door, or (b) a floor-to-ceiling iron security grate... at the entrance to your hallway. These should be afixed with heavy-duty hinges and long frame screws that go deep into the wall studs. Dead-bolt locks, of course.

Such an interior door could normally remain open when moving about the house. Just lock it up when showering, or sleeping. In addition, another high-security door (dead-bolted) to your bedroom entrance adds a key layer to your protection.

This "compartmentalising" approach simply duplicates the engineering Navy ships use to stay afloat when taking hits. Sheeple may find it restrictive, but it works.

 

[The_Antibubba]

Don't laugh at the soap-on-a-rope-a fast one upside the head could put a guy out.

For under $40 bucks, you can get one of those under-the-doorknob jam bars.

And when did they stop selling Maks in Kali? I could go to my favor gun emporium tomorrow and walk out (actually wait 10 days for) 3 of them.

 

[silverlance]

maks are banned i nthe city of los angeles

as are any other guns with a length of less than six inches. my p228 had to be purchased in Burbank.

i want a mak so badly...