Pic: Well Armed

[El Tejon]

Skunk, the articles say, M9s are too big to conceal, which "bug out bag" (suitcase and a plane ticket out of California???), bears are everywhere and discuss which big silly hat and pointy elf boots to wear while moseying on the border.

 

[PerfectGlock]

Are you carrying the Berettas Castor Troy style, or Mexican drug smuggler style ?

You might want to take some Windex to that mirror, I think I can see flying toothpaste stains on there.

 

[BerettaNut92]

You might want to take some Windex to that mirror,

Windex is untactical; I use a combination of MPro7, Breakfree and Gun Scrubber for house cleaning.

 

[BerettaNut92]

Are you carrying the Berettas Castor Troy style, or Mexican drug smuggler style ?

Actually it's the Skunky Man-boob carry

 

[Schuey2002]

Don't skunks normally have longer hair than that??

 

[BerettaNut92]

Don't skunks normally have longer hair than that??

The fuzzy tail is IWB.

 

[Poohgyrr]

Hey, I think I see the Emerson

And that stripe is good...........

 

[BerettaNut92]

Hey, I think I see the Emerson

That's the Surefire A2, the Emerson is tucked in the waistband.

 

[PerfectGlock]

Actually it's the Skunky Man-boob carry

What!? You need to patent those Tac-Titties, I can't even see your 92s. I'm not going to piss off anymore fat people.

 

[seeker_two]

Actually it's the Skunky Man-boob carry

I didn't know Dolly Parton made tactical gear...

 

[Gus Dddysgrl]

You are sooooooooo NOT scary.

Gus

 

[matsaleh]

Hey, what's wrong with saggy man-boobies? They are great for setting up a nice "tent" for under-arm/shoulder carry.

 

[Kahr carrier]

Nice Conceal job ,That stripes pretty cool though, But Asian Harry Potter???

 

[gearbox]

They're taped to his back a la "Die Hard"

 

[BerettaNut92]

But Asian Harry Potter???

Yes...my magic wand is my M1A + California-legal Muggle brake

 

[Tamara]

Muggle brake

Ouch!

Diet Mountain Dew really stings when blown out your nose!

 

[tex_n_cal]

now how are you gonna properly "wave" your Emerson Commander with it IWB? I can picture you yanking it out and taking portions of camo underwear in the blade hook, instead of opening the knife

And you will look more scary without the robin's egg baby blue towel in the photo.

Also, a 3 cell maglite in your pocket will distract everyone from noticing the pistols hidden elsewhere.

 

[seeker_two]

tex_n_cal: I'd be careful about the 3-cell light suggestion...

In San Francisco, it may attract more attention than distract...