There is a poet amongst us. Posted on Craigs List this evening (not by me):
Hunters stockings - $1
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-12-24, 7:20PM EST
Twas the nite before Christmas, and all thru the city---
tree huggers were drunk---passed out ( what a pity)
so lets all trade our g-u-n-s, our a-m-mo and k-n-i-v-e-s,
before the dawn breaks, and the flaggers get jived.
I have a winchester, all shiney and bright,
that I'll sell for a price, for you that's just right.
A Marlin so sweet,you'll keep her forever,
unless I get flagged by a nasty fat heifer.
so get all your stuff, on C L this fine night,
cause Santa just told me the timing's just right.
Hunters stockings - $1
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-12-24, 7:20PM EST
Twas the nite before Christmas, and all thru the city---
tree huggers were drunk---passed out ( what a pity)
so lets all trade our g-u-n-s, our a-m-mo and k-n-i-v-e-s,
before the dawn breaks, and the flaggers get jived.
I have a winchester, all shiney and bright,
that I'll sell for a price, for you that's just right.
A Marlin so sweet,you'll keep her forever,
unless I get flagged by a nasty fat heifer.
so get all your stuff, on C L this fine night,
cause Santa just told me the timing's just right.