HankB
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This sort of reminds me of an old skit on the Carol Burnett show.
Little old ladies are talking about crime. Little old lady #1 is prepared, shows LOL#2 she's got a blackjack, a knife, Mace, handcuffs, a whistle, etc. in her handbag.
Purse snatcher comes along, grabs the bag, and runs off.
LOL#2 says words to the effect of "Well, he took your bag. All that stuff didn't do you any good now, did it?"
LOL#1 says, "Well, I don't know about that." At which point she reaches under her shawl and pulls out a detonator box - you know, the kind with a "T" handle on top - and pushes the handle down.
BIG explosion off stage.
Little old ladies are talking about crime. Little old lady #1 is prepared, shows LOL#2 she's got a blackjack, a knife, Mace, handcuffs, a whistle, etc. in her handbag.
Purse snatcher comes along, grabs the bag, and runs off.
LOL#2 says words to the effect of "Well, he took your bag. All that stuff didn't do you any good now, did it?"
LOL#1 says, "Well, I don't know about that." At which point she reaches under her shawl and pulls out a detonator box - you know, the kind with a "T" handle on top - and pushes the handle down.
BIG explosion off stage.