Ridiculous model names for firearms

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Coming back to the High-Power thing (just cuz I get this one from the young guys at work a lot), don't forget the official designation was GP35 for Gran Puissance model of 1935. GP is a term which doesn't translated exactly, but yes, it closer to "Power Projector." Gran Puissance Fusil was French for a heavy artillery piece, and US gunners still used the term GPF for some of their French derived cannon decades later.....
 
My vote has to go toward Springfield's "1911 Champion(TM) Operator Lightweight." Seriously. They couldn't have come up with a shorter name with less buzz words to describe a 4" 1911 with a rail and alloy frame?

But as ridiculous as the name sounds. I still want one.
 
Maybe someone has already mentioned it, but as much as I love Wilson Combat, I can't stand the name Texas BBQ Special. A real BBQ gun doesn't need that engraved on the slide, it's self-evident.

I also can't stand the name Judge. The gun would still be a turd by any other name, but why stop at judge? I'd call it the Judge, Jury & Executioner Extra Special. Or the Extra-Judicial Elimination Machine.
 
There are some silly names out there, but that's how marketers get attention. There's really only two ways to go. The more professional / governmental clientele need the utilitarian/model number route, like the model 19 (I'll let you decide which), 92FS, 4006TSW, P229, P30SK, 70, 700CDL, M&P9c, 6920, and others that remind me of a Harris bipod model number. Public commentary will never complain that a governmental agency's LEO's/soldiers/etc are using some nondescript firearm (or ammo). Journalists will never make a deal out of such a model, if they report the correct model, that is. As we have seen in the past some journalists even just used "police grade" as a firearm description without elaborating.

Niche products that don't have a government agency marketing for them sell better to private consumers if they have a "paint color name" - something that transcends the model number, like the Wingmaster, Judge, Redhawk Alaskan, the Infidel, the Saint, the Raging Bull, the Black Talon, the Golden Saber, etc. Anything that inspires the buyer to dream about who they could be if they only had this product. Names like these inspire tall tales and lore along the lines of an artifact found in a role-playing video game.

While private consumers will absolutely buy firearms and ammo because a governmental agency uses it, governmental agencies get in trouble when an incident is reported with "paint color names" because a level of misinterpretation has been introduced and will be exploited by journalists. An incident that involves a G22 and Ranger SXT or PDX1 leaves no room to sensationalize anything about the firearm or ammo. Any incident involving a Raging Bull with Black Talon ammo does.
 
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