Santa....... just sayin.

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Just a reminder for the parents..... if you have an unexpected visitor tomorrow night in your home, think twice before shooting. He might just want cookies.
Just saying..... that if you have to shoot an intruder.... make sure the kids know you didn't kill Santa.
hahaha. Just was thinking about that.
How would you explain it?
Hear someone kick in your door. Get your ass out of bed, grab the peacemaker, and head to the commotion. Your kids hear you scream "Don't move, or you're DEAD!!!"..... then.... BOOM! You kids would be like "NOOOOOOO".
So parents..... be careful this holiday season.... just.... be careful
 
Many years ago my uncle went out in the backyard late in the evening on Christmas eve with a SxS shotgun and fired both barrels in the air.

"That'll take care of that SOB." he proclaimed as he walked back into the house, to the atonishment and horror of my cousins.
 
Thieves don't hold anything sacred so I'm sure some homes will be burglarized or worse Christmas night. The four rules are to be obeyed always obviously.
None of this:
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When I was maybe 5 or 6 a dog must have drug a deer leg out of some trash can in the neighborhood and dropped it in our front yard. So my father takes me to the front door points it out and says Santa cant make it this year Rudolph caught his leg on the power line. As I stood there welling up ready to burst into tears, my Mom tore him a new one.
 
When I was working in a local gunshop we would put a red nose on the elk mount on the wall!! REALLY got some looks from both kids and adults!

Oneshooter
Livin in Texas
 
My five year old made "reindeer food" at day care last week with oatmeal and colored sugar spinkles. He said he wanted to put it in the yard and shoot one of Santa's reindeer. I told him that he couldn't do that because then Santa wouldn't be able to deliver presents for Christmas. He looked up at me with a totally serious look and said "but dad, he will still have seven. I think he can make do with that."
 
My five year old made "reindeer food" at day care last week with oatmeal and colored sugar spinkles. He said he wanted to put it in the yard and shoot one of Santa's reindeer. I told him that he couldn't do that because then Santa wouldn't be able to deliver presents for Christmas. He looked up at me with a totally serious look and said "but dad, he will still have seven. I think he can make do with that."
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Man, you've got one evil little kid :p
 
I don't care who it is, Santa, Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy, he comes sneaking into my house at night and I catch him, he's gettin a Mozambique welcome. :D

My five year old made "reindeer food" at day care last week with oatmeal and colored sugar spinkles. He said he wanted to put it in the yard and shoot one of Santa's reindeer. I told him that he couldn't do that because then Santa wouldn't be able to deliver presents for Christmas. He looked up at me with a totally serious look and said "but dad, he will still have seven. I think he can make do with that."
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I hope you explaned to him that hunting deer that way is wrong. A bait pile that close to you house would just invite the game wardens to show up. He'd be much safer with a corn pile out in the woods, well off of your property.
 
Hey, if that fuzzy red pimp suit can protect the fat man from the wind blast of traveling Mach 1400 to deliver the presents it can sure as Heck shrug off a few piddly bullets.
 
When I was perhaps five, Santa came to see me when my father, a country vet, was on a "call." He gave me a orange and a few walnuts, then left. I could sense that something was wrong, but I did not know what. Santa was good, right?

Years later my mother told me that he had been drunk; he had forced his way in; and she never found out who he was.
 
Christmas, tactically speaking

Christmas visitors late at night when no one is stirring, not even a mouse are a hard reality for a lot of us every year. Let's go over the tactical situation:

1. Claus will be invading, his method of entry is known, and he has two hard targets: The Tree, to deliver his payload, and the Plate of cookies and milk.

2. The fact that Claus is going into every single abode without express permission, including some extremely dangerous scenarios (crack houses, domestic violence situations, lunatic right wing gun nuts, etc) means that Santa, if he's smart, will be armed and ready. His elves are talented enough to create some really trick weaponry as well.

3. Claus is very ancient, and therefore treacherous.

Your advantage is that you control Claus' method of entry, and are much more familiar with the layout of your abode.

cLAUS will most likely be armed with a very short barreled rifle, useful for very close quarters maneuvering, perhaps an M4, or even a Serbu "super shorty" shotgun with a bandolier full of reloads.

His entry technique relies on stealth rather than the typical dynamic entry methods. Claus rarely has to resort to door breaching and flashbangs. Be cautions, because he might look just like a peddler just opening his pack, and you want to make sure you don't have an actual peddler in your house, who would probably be unarmed. Know your target!

One clue that you have encountered Claus is the jolly chuckle that sends chills down your spine, letting you know it's "game on".

A green tritium glow as you line up your front sight,
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
 
Santa deserves to get shot. He's a pimp, always talking about his "Ho-ho-hos".

Biker
 
Nightwing - you're killing me! This is so funny! I thought I was the only person who thought like this... I was just wondering yesterday if Santa would actually make it here if he had to go through some of the THR folks houses on the way...

BTW - If Santa actually came AND was putting something from MY list (an AR) under the tree, it could be a justifiable shoot, even though mistaken... "He had a gun I was afraid for my life"

I guess FL castle doctrine would protect me from future elven lawsuits???
 
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