Santa....... just sayin.

[armoredman]

"Oh, Santa, I CZ you..."

 

[paintballdude902]

haha i got a nice doe today and one of the neighbor kids came up to me and yelled at me for killing roudolphs girlfriend.

i couldnt help but lol at them

 

[scout26]

1. CIWS mounted next to the chimmney set in AUTO mode for the inbound bogie.

2. Pressure switch under the cookie plate to trigger the claymores hidden in the tree.

3. Arty and CAS on-call. (TRP is the house down at the end of the street).

 

[Trope]

It's a good thing that everyone in my family has been naughty this year.

 

[Gunnerpalace]

1. CIWS mounted next to the chimmney set in AUTO mode for the inbound bogie.

Too crude, I prefer using my ADATS systems, failing that the pindle mounted mini-guns in the living room, and to stop escape I have 2 Mig-25's on call at the airport tonight.

Gotta do something to kill time!

 

[Pigspitter]

You also have to consider this. Santa is a citizen of the North Pole and therefore he doesn't have to obey any Class III gun laws. Expect Santa to be packing some seriously crazy heat tonight. My bet is that the fat man carries a Glock 18, its the only way he can get all that firepower down a chimeny.

I'll be ready for him. I have a team of B1 strike bombers ready to put a JDAM straight down the toy man tube on my call.

 

[Im283]

Santa is magical, use all the firepower you want and I doubt it would touch him. Of course expect nothing but coal in your stocking.

I prefer to greet him with cookies and milk

 

[sig226]

What caliber for Santa?
Easter Bunny?
Tooth Fairy?

Santa Claus is a fat guy wearing a heavy coat. This is a classic set up for hollow point failure to expand. You'll need deep penetration, too. 9mm is out, I'd go with .357 Magnum or .45 ACP in a handgun, and .270 or better in a rifle. Use soft points with rifle calibers. Also post someone on the roof with a slug gun. Why let all that venison go to waste?

Easter Bunny = twelve gauge #6

I kinda like half naked women, especially the ones who give me money. It usually works the other way around. She gets a pass.

 

[gunmn74]

I kinda like half naked women, especially the ones who give me money. It usually works the other way around. She gets a pass.

Ha Ha funny stuff and +1 for sig226.

 

[davepool]

well since i missed my hunt this year, eight reindeer tied up to a sled might be my best chance......wait!.......i hear a noise outside.....be right back

 

[rc109a]

NVG's and my AR should work for the raindeer. Once his mode of transportation is gone, he is an easy target. Just thing about trying to hit a fat man running down the street in a bright red suit. Not even a challenge...

 

[offroaddiver]

funny thing is it's officially xmas now... and had to grab the gun because of some weird noises outside... a dog just got shot in the rump with a sling shot and a jelly bean from last easter. No reindeer yet.... i hear they're tasty.

 

[busy_squirrel]

[singing]I shot Santa in the living room, underneath the mistletoe last night...[/singing]

Ohh! I see. That comes after:


[singing]I saw my wife kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe..[/singing]

 

[zoom6zoom]

Santa is a Commie, or at least a Socialist. He reinforces all the liberal "values" that we normally rail against.

1. If you just wish for something, it will be given to you, provided you are a nice little subject (don't misbehave!). Unless you're a Jewish kid, then you get bupkiss.

2. Toys are taken away from those who labored to produce them and given to those who have done nothing. Just another attempt by the radical left to legitimize the redistribution of wealth!

3. Purports to spread peace and love but keeps a minority class enslaved to labor for him in his sweatshops.

4.. Spies on everyone from his secret lair. Keeps lists on who can be trusted. KGB or One World Government?

And then there's that red suit, of course! And don't even get me started on Rudolph with his "shining red beacon of Progress"!

 

[Gunnerpalace]

Nothing unusual happened I had the S&W "Ultra-natural" ready though,

 

[Phyphor]

Shooting at Santa? I dunno about that, man... he's one tough dude...

(Courtesy of Sluggy Freelance. )