ZeSpectre,
I don't think you came across as too snarky. The "<sigh>" relayed your frustration with the whole thing. It's your frustration itself that I don't quite understand. If you had a pet reptile, such as a sidewinder, and kept it around to hunt rats around your property, would you be surprised and frustrated if it tried to bite you every time it got a chance? Merely because it is the nature of a snake and because it could get away with it? That's why I don't want to keep snakes. Rats can be taken care of by private rat-catching services who actually have to compete with other rat-catching services. That means they don't have a monopoly, and thus actually have an incentive to do their jobs well.
As for me? I'm tired of other people making me pay for the services they want and use: public schools, Amtrak, airline subsidies, tariffs that come back to bite us, the military industrial complex which former General Eisenhower warned us about. (A warning that continues to fall on deaf ears. In fact, police services (men with firearms protecting the equal rights of other men), roads, and everything else that the majority of people use can be paid for voluntarily too, believe it or not. It would be the ideal way to pay for something. You know, to pay according to how much you actually use a service? It's a novel idea, and something I think more people should take seriously, because nobody today can take politicians seriously anymore.
-Sans Authoritas