Self inflicted shot to the boys

[Smokewagon45]

Hows that saying about one tough nut go?

 

[DRZinn]

All the punishment he needs is to have his plight well-publicized.

 

[armedandsafe]

Now that the jokes are over, did anybody else notice that he posted $20,000 in cash? Going to Staten Island? Hmmmmm I wonder if they charged him with weapons violation because they couldn't find anything else on him. As I said earlier: Hmmmmmm

Pops

 

[Harry Paget Flashman]

the bullet lodged in his testicle

Wrong ammo. Insufficient penetration. Should have been using ball ammo.

 

[CypherNinja]

Flashman you owe me a new keyboard.

Seriously, I should have known better, but still.

 

[yhtomit]

And, of course ....

"Did you just shoot yourself in the testicles, or are you just happy to see me?"

timothy

 

[hotsauce]

I bet he's glad he's not a John Woo fan!

 

[stormspotter]

He's already given one, now who will give an arm and a leg to know what type of ammo he used.

 

[QuickDraw]

Baugh, with the bullet lodged in his testicle, alerted a security guard that he had shot himself and needed help,

I think I'd be crying like a little girl!

 

[High Planes Drifter]

Mexican carry. Doing its small part to cleanse the gene pool.

 

[B yond]

...Ball Ammo...

 

[redneck2]

good thing it didn't hit dead center, or he'd have been using a snubbie the rest of his life

 

[Wes Janson]

I think I have to question the claim that he "alerted" the security guard...methinkith that perhaps the guard just happened to notice the earsplitting screaming noises, and decided to investigate.

 

[Bottom Gun]

I think he'll beat the rap because the evidence will never stand up in court.

 

[jpk1md]

Wow! Bullet lodged in testical?!?!?

Talk about a tough nut to crack.....

 

[target1911]

This is gettin to funny.....ball ammo....half cocked....ED problem.....

ROTFLMFAO

 

[Waitone]

I can easily see a roundhouse lawsuit against the manufacturers of Viagra, Cialis, et al.

I too am a little concerned over the lack of penetration. Ricochet perhaps?

 

[Avenger]

I think he'll beat the rap because the evidence will never stand up in court.

Nope, no getting off of this one....

 

[HeedJSU]

Another winner for the 45 vs 40 vs 9 argument. If it had been a 40, he most likely would have exploded into flames. Had it been a 45, he would have turned into ash, or maybe even a pillar of salt. but with that puny nine....he just lost a nut.

SHOT PLACEMENT SHOT PLACEMENT SHOT PLACEMENT

LOL.

Idiot.

Justin

 

[Weimadog]

<quote> obxned:


Another nominee for the Darwin Awards.
__________________ </quote>

He only 1/2 qualified for the award, because to get the award a person has to remove himself from the gene pool.

 

[OrvilleYertleson]

He isn't a nominee yet...

We should let him go and give him his handgun back...maybe he'll shoot off the other one next.

 

[zinj]

He should count his lucky stars he hit the redundant part of his "equipment."

 

[.cheese.]

not fair.

now there's beefaroni on my keyboard and shirt.... and no I didn't barf.... I just laughed ridiculously hard.

Even if I believed in gun control, I wouldn't think very highly of charging this fellow. I mean, come on, he shot himself in the family jewels. That's punishment enough.

amen.... I think the order of punishment if it existed would go something like this: "jail time" - "a shot in the boys" - "the chair"

considering he skipped right over contender number 1 and went right to 2, and especially considering that it seems it was an accident in which there was no criminal intent (unless he wasn't licensed to carry at all - in which case there was a technical crime) - and he's the only guy who got hurt - I say call it a day, give him some tylenol, a bottle of scotch... and let him deal with his shattered pride.

 

[paramedic70002]

Fascinating. I don't think I could go anywhere else without pictures and hear a bunch of guys complaining that another guy was insufficiently penetrated.

Did he buy the gun at Dick's?

 

[Cliff47]

Sounds like a definite Honorable Mention in my book. Best one I've heard this year, and we're only half over.