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Subtitled: Embarrassing Shotgun Moments.
Ala Dan, my friend, this is for you.
I have no pride or ego ( must be an age dealie) so here goes.
I had been teaching a fella how to shoot, he is doing well ,coming right along. He just happens to have money and a Boat, I mean a Big Boat, like get on the Arkansas River and head to the Gulf and who nows where kinda Big Boat. So he gets a 870 Marine Magnum for his new Boat.
"Going to Europe for a month, take this and wring it out. run by the house get all the ammo you want and just test loads and stuff. If need anything different, just put it on my tab at so and so's gunshop" .
I guess he thought since I shot shotguns a bunch I was supposed to know something about them. I can see where where that thought process "might" be percieved as such, I mean I thought that same thing about other shooters. You know, it ain't always so.
I shot bunches of skeet, I shot the pattern board, I figured out the loads for skeet, buckshot , every conceivable shot need and slugs. The gun never missed a beat, smooth as glass reliable as all get out. I'm happy, he is gonna be happy.
< telephone rings>
"Blasted beaver dams, get your butt down here and lets blow stuff up"
< hang up>
Oh Boy!
Flooded timber, reseviors...where we duck hunt...humm...WATER! Guess what I grabbed...great guess...I'm gone!
Now for those you not familar with the flooded timber country, when the ducks ain't visiting, all sorts of critters are. We have big water mocassains, cottonmouths...and rattlesnakes on the bank. Beavers of course, and well bunch of other stuff that will hurt you really bad and leave you for dead. I have a Combat Commander on my hip and a Shotgun is always a smart thing to have. We also have stuff to blow stuff up with. These dams really screw with water needs for farming.
870 MM is in a Canvas gun case unloaded, sitting in the flat bottom boat . The bank is a bit steeper since the water is down. So we are loading up, I head up the bank and my buddy is heading down with stuff, he loses footing, basically falls into the boat reaching for the shotgun case to steady himself...perfect somersault over the side and splash. That's #1. Oh I forgot, we get really goopy, slick, green slimy stuff in water too-yuck. Do you know how Ugly and slimey a Boyt canvas case can appear when retrieved with a cane pole and a bare hook? It ain't pretty, and it stinks..smelly kind of stink.
If you ever need to find a bar ditch in a resevior, call me, I'm good, I find them first try. The idea was to slip over the side in chest waders and walk amongst the stumps so I could retrieve another flat bottom boat that had un-moored from the dock. I figured I tie up and be pulled by the first boat and the 9.9 Johnson. So I had slung the 870 because of the aforementioned critters. I found the bar ditch. See stuff looks different in different seasons. I'm 6', I'm in chest waders, I had to jump UP from the bottom to get back to daylight. That's #2.
The landowner is laughing, the farm dog on the bank is laughing, I even think the birds in the trees were laughing. It is not legal in AR to shoot things that laugh at you...870 MM did not provide any bouyancy, zip, zero, nada.
Ok we finally get to the task, I've dried off best can in the boat being pulled along. Waders are slippery by nature, remember that slime stuff...things get real slippery. So remember when you were growing up you were told to NOT STAND UP in a boat, you don't outgrow that btw.
So we do our thing, blow up the dam, life is good and rocking right along. Things went too well. I'm watching the landowners back because when dams get blown up , err, well, all that mud, muck and whatever goes everywhere, and critters are everywhere. Critters can get upset when their "enviroment" is messed with. Meaning we had a bunch of mean pissed off Big Snakes...everywhere, especially getting close to the landowner trying to get back in the lead boat.
I'm ready to go, so my job is to keep the snakes at bay, I'm in a safe zone of fire though I'm in the other boat...just let some rope out and scull over. I'm shooting and , remember that dealie about standing in a boat? I stood to shoot, with all that slime mud muck...well I remember I fired, fell, hit the safety before I went in. that is #3. This time I'm in stuff that is knee deep and wont let go. Its a 870 MM...OK so its not a "Resevior Model", but it'll work. I shuck shells, leave chamber open and oh yeah I use it as a wading staff.
Landowner took pics with a Polaroid, which I grabbed. 870 MM cleaned up fine, had a few badges of character, but fine. Owner comes back from Europe and we discuss the gun,loads and stuff. He asked about rumors he heard about a "certain beaver dam escapade". He asked how well his shotgun had performed. I tossed a pic of his shiney gun with mud, blood, slime and stuff...he got real quiet...I tossed a pic of what I looked like, I think he cracked a rib laughing so hard, his wife couldn't breathe.
Oh I destoyed the pics of me, if asked if a 870 Marine Magnum will "hold up" he shows pics of his gun.
Ala Dan , don't try this at home. Trust me, 870 MMs are great tough guns, but they cannot swim worth a flip, they will not float at all. I don't care if the word "Marine" in on the gun.
Anyone else have Embarrassing Shotgun Moments? Or you guys just gonna let me post by myself and look stupid all alone so you can laugh?
I think I'm gonna be left hung out to dry on this one
Ala Dan, my friend, this is for you.
I have no pride or ego ( must be an age dealie) so here goes.
I had been teaching a fella how to shoot, he is doing well ,coming right along. He just happens to have money and a Boat, I mean a Big Boat, like get on the Arkansas River and head to the Gulf and who nows where kinda Big Boat. So he gets a 870 Marine Magnum for his new Boat.
"Going to Europe for a month, take this and wring it out. run by the house get all the ammo you want and just test loads and stuff. If need anything different, just put it on my tab at so and so's gunshop" .
I guess he thought since I shot shotguns a bunch I was supposed to know something about them. I can see where where that thought process "might" be percieved as such, I mean I thought that same thing about other shooters. You know, it ain't always so.
I shot bunches of skeet, I shot the pattern board, I figured out the loads for skeet, buckshot , every conceivable shot need and slugs. The gun never missed a beat, smooth as glass reliable as all get out. I'm happy, he is gonna be happy.
< telephone rings>
"Blasted beaver dams, get your butt down here and lets blow stuff up"
< hang up>
Oh Boy!
Flooded timber, reseviors...where we duck hunt...humm...WATER! Guess what I grabbed...great guess...I'm gone!
Now for those you not familar with the flooded timber country, when the ducks ain't visiting, all sorts of critters are. We have big water mocassains, cottonmouths...and rattlesnakes on the bank. Beavers of course, and well bunch of other stuff that will hurt you really bad and leave you for dead. I have a Combat Commander on my hip and a Shotgun is always a smart thing to have. We also have stuff to blow stuff up with. These dams really screw with water needs for farming.
870 MM is in a Canvas gun case unloaded, sitting in the flat bottom boat . The bank is a bit steeper since the water is down. So we are loading up, I head up the bank and my buddy is heading down with stuff, he loses footing, basically falls into the boat reaching for the shotgun case to steady himself...perfect somersault over the side and splash. That's #1. Oh I forgot, we get really goopy, slick, green slimy stuff in water too-yuck. Do you know how Ugly and slimey a Boyt canvas case can appear when retrieved with a cane pole and a bare hook? It ain't pretty, and it stinks..smelly kind of stink.
If you ever need to find a bar ditch in a resevior, call me, I'm good, I find them first try. The idea was to slip over the side in chest waders and walk amongst the stumps so I could retrieve another flat bottom boat that had un-moored from the dock. I figured I tie up and be pulled by the first boat and the 9.9 Johnson. So I had slung the 870 because of the aforementioned critters. I found the bar ditch. See stuff looks different in different seasons. I'm 6', I'm in chest waders, I had to jump UP from the bottom to get back to daylight. That's #2.
The landowner is laughing, the farm dog on the bank is laughing, I even think the birds in the trees were laughing. It is not legal in AR to shoot things that laugh at you...870 MM did not provide any bouyancy, zip, zero, nada.
Ok we finally get to the task, I've dried off best can in the boat being pulled along. Waders are slippery by nature, remember that slime stuff...things get real slippery. So remember when you were growing up you were told to NOT STAND UP in a boat, you don't outgrow that btw.
So we do our thing, blow up the dam, life is good and rocking right along. Things went too well. I'm watching the landowners back because when dams get blown up , err, well, all that mud, muck and whatever goes everywhere, and critters are everywhere. Critters can get upset when their "enviroment" is messed with. Meaning we had a bunch of mean pissed off Big Snakes...everywhere, especially getting close to the landowner trying to get back in the lead boat.
I'm ready to go, so my job is to keep the snakes at bay, I'm in a safe zone of fire though I'm in the other boat...just let some rope out and scull over. I'm shooting and , remember that dealie about standing in a boat? I stood to shoot, with all that slime mud muck...well I remember I fired, fell, hit the safety before I went in. that is #3. This time I'm in stuff that is knee deep and wont let go. Its a 870 MM...OK so its not a "Resevior Model", but it'll work. I shuck shells, leave chamber open and oh yeah I use it as a wading staff.
Landowner took pics with a Polaroid, which I grabbed. 870 MM cleaned up fine, had a few badges of character, but fine. Owner comes back from Europe and we discuss the gun,loads and stuff. He asked about rumors he heard about a "certain beaver dam escapade". He asked how well his shotgun had performed. I tossed a pic of his shiney gun with mud, blood, slime and stuff...he got real quiet...I tossed a pic of what I looked like, I think he cracked a rib laughing so hard, his wife couldn't breathe.
Oh I destoyed the pics of me, if asked if a 870 Marine Magnum will "hold up" he shows pics of his gun.
Ala Dan , don't try this at home. Trust me, 870 MMs are great tough guns, but they cannot swim worth a flip, they will not float at all. I don't care if the word "Marine" in on the gun.
Anyone else have Embarrassing Shotgun Moments? Or you guys just gonna let me post by myself and look stupid all alone so you can laugh?
I think I'm gonna be left hung out to dry on this one