BerettaNut92
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Skunk Facts, (with apologies to Chuck Norris)
1. When the Skunk climbs Mt. Baldy, the trail hikes to him
2. If the Skunk doesn't purify his water, the water actually gets cryptosporidia.
3. The Skunk is rumored to be able to perform a tactical reload faster than you can do a speed reload, but the Skunk has never needed to reload.
4. The Skunk can hipfire 1 MOA with a Benelli.
5. The Skunk once ran 30,000 rounds through his Beretta 92G Elite II (with carbon fiber grips) without cleaning. This is believed to be the cause behind Global Warming.
6. The Skunk's primary food groups are beef, kimchi, soju, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.
7. The Skunk carved Yosemite Valley. With his Leatherman.
8. The Skunk has shot a perfect round of skeet with his Beretta 92G Elite II (with carbon fiber grips). At night. With the Harries technique.
9. The Skunk once caused a forest fire while burning prairie dogs with a magnifying glass.
10. The Skunk was born from a cocoon which resembled a shell casing. It is said this .45ACP shell casing was fired from none other than Alvin York. Since then, Alvin York has switched to the Beretta.
1. When the Skunk climbs Mt. Baldy, the trail hikes to him
2. If the Skunk doesn't purify his water, the water actually gets cryptosporidia.
3. The Skunk is rumored to be able to perform a tactical reload faster than you can do a speed reload, but the Skunk has never needed to reload.
4. The Skunk can hipfire 1 MOA with a Benelli.
5. The Skunk once ran 30,000 rounds through his Beretta 92G Elite II (with carbon fiber grips) without cleaning. This is believed to be the cause behind Global Warming.
6. The Skunk's primary food groups are beef, kimchi, soju, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.
7. The Skunk carved Yosemite Valley. With his Leatherman.
8. The Skunk has shot a perfect round of skeet with his Beretta 92G Elite II (with carbon fiber grips). At night. With the Harries technique.
9. The Skunk once caused a forest fire while burning prairie dogs with a magnifying glass.
10. The Skunk was born from a cocoon which resembled a shell casing. It is said this .45ACP shell casing was fired from none other than Alvin York. Since then, Alvin York has switched to the Beretta.