T.A.R.D. weapons system! (future weapons spoof)
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Glockfan.45
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Too much spare time + tape - something better to do = High Points new rifle 
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.Amazing! I've never seen anything like this in my ten years as a Navy SEAL! As a Navy SEAL, I bet that thing could even shoot through car doors! Gosh, this really would have been a nice thing to have when I was a Navy SEAL.
Navy SEAL!
Navy SEAL!
kungfuhippie
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shouldn't it be T.U.R.D.?
Tactical Urban Recon Device
And if you made one chambered in .50BMG you could make a BIG T.U.R.D. and show us all a picture of your BIG T.U.R.D.
Tactical Urban Recon Device
And if you made one chambered in .50BMG you could make a BIG T.U.R.D. and show us all a picture of your BIG T.U.R.D.
Eleven Mike
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Poser. If you were in the teams, you would know all about the ****. We've been using them since '92. Wannabes.
MrTuffPaws
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Good job Sir! I salute you. Please tell me that someone knows the producers or the host of the show and send them this link. They really need to see it.
kungfuhippie
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Depends, did you use name brand electrical tape or generic?
The only way it'd be ugly would be to somehow incorporate a glock or high power.
Grump
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One shot, one kill = "T.A.R.D. 'em!"
Did that yesterday = "T.A.R.D.'d 'em!"
Follow-up shot = "re-T.A.R.D.'d 'em!"
Did that yesterday = "T.A.R.D.'d 'em!"
Follow-up shot = "re-T.A.R.D.'d 'em!"
kungfuhippie
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Why would anyone want a BIG GREEN T.U.R.D.?
Red$tinger.308
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Hello kiddies, if you like the T.A.R.D. weapons system, you'll love what the &T Design Team is offering:
Announcing the greatest battlefield implement since the M1 Garand, this is a rifle that ushers in the future of small arms warfare. Whether in the desert, the jungle, the mountains, or the city, the AR110 Phoenix-Dragon MK II gives you, the operator, the advantage.
Features:
-Barrett M82A1 rifle for long range engagements (when you want to reach out and kick someone in the nuts).
-AR15/M16 pistol for CQB.
-Shortened Mossberg 590 for door breaching.
-Bayonette for contact distance.
-Mount for detaching a multitude of optics.
-Two wheel mobility system for speed and ease of deployment.
Announcing the greatest battlefield implement since the M1 Garand, this is a rifle that ushers in the future of small arms warfare. Whether in the desert, the jungle, the mountains, or the city, the AR110 Phoenix-Dragon MK II gives you, the operator, the advantage.
Features:
-Barrett M82A1 rifle for long range engagements (when you want to reach out and kick someone in the nuts).
-AR15/M16 pistol for CQB.
-Shortened Mossberg 590 for door breaching.
-Bayonette for contact distance.
-Mount for detaching a multitude of optics.
-Two wheel mobility system for speed and ease of deployment.
DoubleTapDrew
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LMAO!
I gotta have one of those!
What caliber does the T.A.R.D come in? Most mall tactical response recon ninja pirate teams now are wearing ballistic plates duct-taped to their backs so it must be able to penetrate better than multiple .308 rounds or they will be outgunned by the shoplifters!
I gotta have one of those!
What caliber does the T.A.R.D come in? Most mall tactical response recon ninja pirate teams now are wearing ballistic plates duct-taped to their backs so it must be able to penetrate better than multiple .308 rounds or they will be outgunned by the shoplifters!
Bazooka Joe71
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LOL, you beat me to it!!!!!!:banghead:
A friend of mine, and myself came up with this idea quite some time ago, and just never did anything with it until we saw the "you spoof discovery channel" competition winners, and among them were 2 future weapons spoofs (neither involved actual firearms) so we decided that we needed to actually make our spoof while we could still send it into discovery.
The winners got 500 bucks, we just want to give all the gun nuts of the interwebs a laugh.
We should finish filming this weekend, and then it's time to edit. I think the soonest the video will be posted would be next weekend.
This will just be a 5 minute segment, but we are still in school and have jobs, so our free time is limited.
Oh, and hi-point rejected our design because we didn't use enough crappy molded plastic, and we refuse to change the stock material because you can't beat a mutant pirate zombie ninja to death with plastic!
The winners got 500 bucks, we just want to give all the gun nuts of the interwebs a laugh.
We should finish filming this weekend, and then it's time to edit. I think the soonest the video will be posted would be next weekend.
This will just be a 5 minute segment, but we are still in school and have jobs, so our free time is limited.
Oh, and hi-point rejected our design because we didn't use enough crappy molded plastic, and we refuse to change the stock material because you can't beat a mutant pirate zombie ninja to death with plastic!
lee n. field
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Lots more electrical tape would do it.
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