Teenage terrorist busted for sarcastic note!

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The mind reels. These are the same people who are going to keep the next batch of crazies from flying airliners into buildings? :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

From http://boingboing.net/

A kid who put a note telling TSA snoops to stay out of his luggage was busted on trumped-up "bomb-threat" charges for penning the following and putting it in his bag: "[Expletive] you. Stay the [expletive] out of my bag you [expletive] sucker. Have you found a [expletive] bomb yet? No, just clothes. Am I right? Yea, so [expletive] you."

Boy, good thing the eagle-eyed, sticky-fingered underwear fetishists on search-detail were on their toes, otherwise, this kid might have been able to board an airplane with a deadly sarcastic note in his checked luggage. You know, the more I think about this the worse it gets. The TSA is poor mouthing at Congress, saying that it's run out of money and can't adequately defend our skies, and yet it can spare its highly trained crack professionals to go chasing off on ridiculous power-flexing exercises like this?

And before anyone posts the inevitable, "But the kid showed poor judgment in putting that note in his luggage," comment in the Discuss link, let me point out three things:

He is a kid; kids are supposed to have poor judgment -- that's why we don't let them vote. If our national security depends on teenagers abstaining from foolishness, we are doomed.

The TSA screeners are adults. What's more, they're adults who are supposed to be professional risk-assessors. If the people who found that note couldn't evaluate its risk any better than they did at Logan airport, we are doomed.

Look me in the screen and tell me that you haven't had the exact same thought while having some blank-eyed bureaucrat rummaging through your dirty underwear. If that sentiment endangers aircrafts, we are doomed.


db :fire:
 
I noticed it was a British Airways Flight, I'm starting to wonder if they are trying to put themsellves out of buisness or something...
 
"But the kid showed poor judgment in putting that note in his luggage"

BS! This is the same as the guy who was kicked off the plane for wearing the "Suspected Terrorist" button. More people should be doing this. This kid has been reading his Heinlein...
 
If he's been reading Heinlein, he didn't read it very well. A Heinlein character would have said that with excessive politeness and no profanity. He'd have gotten the same message across without making himself look stupid.

I wonder if his parents were with him? If so, I would think the simplest solution would be to hand them the note with a smile and a compliment about the fine, polite boy they've raised. Then wish the entire family a good flight and, if there's time, enjoy the look on his face. Maybe his parents wouldn't care, but mine would have chewed my butt all the way across the Atlantic.
 
"A Heinlein character would have said that with excessive politeness and no profanity."

That is very true.
People can easily ignore a message for how it is said, not for what it says. Something that we all forget to remember occassionally.
 
What, for being upset when Federal goons rummage through his belongings? :confused:
 
Shut down TSA and return it to private security. Buncha security guards who overnight become civil servants. :rolleyes: TSA is federalized ineptitude.
 
There are plenty of folks, from all political parties, who want the entire US to look and function like an airport or public school.

That should strike some terror into all of us, because we will be the first against the wall.
 
The kid's a jerk and deserves to be soundly thrashed about the shoulders and head.

I don't feel no terror and I ain't lining up against no wall neither. So there. Looks like there's enough people out there fretting themselves into a lather that I don't need to work at it too hard for the time being. We still outnumber them.

The kid's still a jerk and a glutton for punishment. I say we oblige him.

John
 
Obnoxious liddle bastid desreves everything he gets..
From his parents, yes.
Not from Fed.gov.

Kid needs some serious parental discipline and maybe to take some creative writing courses. Not to have his trip delayed by thin-skinned TSA screeners.
 
He deserves what he gets. (Which in the end will not be any charges, I'd wager.)
 
He deserves what he gets.
*sigh* More of this?

So a kid deserves negative Federal intervention in his life because he places a harmless piece of paper covered with an unimaginative profane message in a bag that he owns and is paying (or that his parents are paying) to have shipped to a given destination?

Come again?

His note was rude, not threatening. It is the job of his parents to punish him, not Federally employed luggage diggers.

"Deserves what he gets" indeed.
 
Parents should lower the boom.

Criminally, it is a non-issue for reasons that ought to be obvious.

What I find interesting is how the screeners seem to disproportionately search through the bags of young, pretty members of the opposite sex. Because you know those Al-Qaedaites are dead sexy.

:rolleyes:
 
"Looks like there's enough people out there fretting themselves into a lather that I don't need to work at it too hard for the time being. We still outnumber them."

Where have I heard that before....
 
Kid needs some serious parental discipline and maybe to take some creative writing courses. Not to have his trip delayed by thin-skinned TSA screeners

TSA screeners are responsible for the lives of several hundred people every time they inspect a piece of luggage. I would certainly hope they would raise an alarm when they find a hostile note with the word "bomb" in it in a piece of baggage destined to be loaded on an aircraft. The context of the use of the word "bomb" doesn't really matter.
 
The context of the use of the word "bomb" doesn't really matter.

Garbage. What we're seeing here is the exercise of power for its own sake.

No reasonable person would have taken the note as a threat - except as against some mouthbreathing 'screener's' pride.

You're OK with that? It makes you feel safer?

db
 
I would certainly hope they would raise an alarm when they find a hostile note with the word "bomb" in it in a piece of baggage destined to be loaded on an aircraft. The context of the use of the word "bomb" doesn't really matter.
"Wasn't that concert the bomb?"
"That comic really bombed his last set."
"The news reported that there was a bomb that exploded somewhere in Iraq yesterday."
"Thank Allah that TSA has invested in new bomb sniffing equipment so that we can all be safer."

You want a very different country than I do. Maybe one without that first bit of the bill of rights.

I don't think for a second that the glassy-eyed TSA employee truly suspected the kid or his bag constituted any real threat. Someone didn't like the punk's attitude and decided to abuse their authority because - as so many of you seem to support - "he deserves what he gets".

Pish and tosh.
 
Small people in positions of authority LOVE to exert that authority. It's nothing more than government-approved bullying.

Like that time right after "drunk pilots" made the news and a woman (pre-9/11) commented that she hoped the pilots on HER flight were sober. THEY HELD UP THE :cuss: :cuss: FLIGHT TO ADMINISTER A BREATHALYZER TEST TO THE PILOTS AND BLAMED THE WOMAN PASSENGER! :cuss: :cuss:

What needs to happen is that EVERYONE who has a bag opened out of their presence reports something - ANYthing - as being stolen. And files a claim. For at least enough $$ to cover the cost of laundering/dry cleaning the clothes they had in the bag.
 
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