Tell Me About The Bloopers You Had While Carrying

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The mrs. and I went to a concert about two months after 9/11, and the arena was really security concious, they had cops frisking everyone who entered the door. Needless to say, they had a surprise when they frisked me and found my pocketed 342pd. They held onto it until the show was over, and I had to go to the security office to pick it up.
 
After being sat at the 'bar' area of the coffee shop while carrying my .45 in the front of my pants, I stood up and the pistol dropped from the belt area and down the front of mt pants. I knew what was happening as soon as it started happening but it got down to my knees before I could stop it. I sat back down as soon as I could get my skinny but back int he barstool.

The barista kinda gave me this look, like, 'What is it in your plants that you're playing with?' as I was trying to pull it back up and get the thing situated.. kinda funny but in a coffee shop full of hippies and liberals, a .45 sliding across the floor would have been, um, uncomfortable to say the least.
 
I wish I could say that. I sometimes carry a P32 in a Desantis pocket holster. One time I was at the movie with my wife and I was wearing some really loose khaki shorts. Shortly after the movie started I heard a clatter on the floor beneath me. I assumed it was my cell phone but then I realized I didn't have it with me! I quickly ducked under my seat to find my P32 when suddenly the whole group of kids behind us flipped their cellphones open for light and started looking too. I asked the kid behind be for his phone and I was able to quickly find my weapon before they figured out what it was. Whew. It was tense for a few seconds.
 
Well, after I calmed down enough to catch my breath from laughing, I've learned two things. First, don't buy an Uncle Mike holster. Second, don't buy a holster with a plastic clip. Third, always use a holster. And fourth, make sure that holster has a strap that goes over the gun to hold it into the holster.

Okay, maybe I can't count. That's more than two.
 
Actually, Uncle Mike's (now Butler Creek, I understand) makes pretty good inexpensive holsters. My favorite pocket holster is an Uncle Mike's
 
I was playing first base for the red sox in the world series while carrying colt detective, and a grounder passed right through My legs when I could have easily caught it. The damn thing dug into my side so bad!!! LOL!
 
I've been carrying quite a while, I am lucky enough to live in an open carry and open carry 20-80% of the time.

The only thing I've had happen is my magazine is pretty heavy so if I leave the belt open and forget to hold it it goes sliding off in the bathroom :).
 
Me and my son are at WalMart when he lets me know hes gotta pee. Sounded like a good idea to me too so off to the bathroom we go. Even if I didnt have to go there is no way in hell Im sending him by himself, he was 4.

We enter the restroom and take up camp in one of the stalls. There was plenty enough room for us both to "go at the same time" so I unholster my gun and set it where I usually set it - on the back of the toilet.

Well, he was busy unbuttoning his pants and must not have noticed.....nor does apparently think much of my aim.

Im just getting ready to "start my business" just at the same time he looks up from getting his pants undone.....and he yells as loud as he can.

STOP DAD, YOUR GOING TO PEE ON YOUR GUN

Yeah, thanks little man. We did our business and later I let him know

1 my aim is good enough that I dont pee on my gun

2 even if I did my gun is pee resistant

3 nobody needs to know about my gun but us
 
Landed on my roscoe twice.

Both my bloopers involed my lack of vertical stability (I fell down) and wearing a handgun.

First time, I was bowling with my wife and three Y.O. son. He'd shove the ball with both hands, I'd give it a swat to make sure it made it down the lane. He get ahead of me and started the ball down the lane, I look a very long step to get caught up and give it the necessary additional push, and my foot went over the foul line onto the waxed lane. Very waxed, very slick. I remember looking at my airborn feet and thinking "this is gonna hurt". I landed squarely on my right side and a 1911. Very colorful bruise, very colorful language muttered so my kid didn't hear.

The second was just yesterday in a department store parking lot. I was already very tired and cranky, wanted to go home, shower and go to bed. Walking to my car, I slipped in unseen ice and landed squarely on my back. Saw a flash of light when my head hit the concrete, knocked the wind out of me. I spent a minute on my knees getting my breath back. Got home and noticed the baseplate of my magazine is smashed. A little harder, I would have been picking up catridges from the lot.
 
Damn it! GPNY .38spl-Bladetech holster

I put my duty .38spl Ruger GPNY in a kydex Blade-tech paddle holster set up for a cross draw(I sit in a marked patrol car for about 90% of my job). When I went to a gas station I bent down and my stainless Ruger GPNY tumbled out of the holster onto the concrete. :banghead: It was okay but got a few big scratches. I checked the plastic holster later and saw it was missing a screw on the holster frame. :uhoh:

D'oh!

Rusty S

REMINDER: Look over your carry/duty gear before you use it. A minor flaw or problem may cause you grief later on...
 
Was when I was working at a gas station, very early in my carrying career. It was a very, very slow night, and one of my female co-workers comes in to chat. Not long after, we were still "chatting," in her car outside. Eventually, some customers pull in, so I jump out, and head back into the store. That set of customers heralded the beginning of a small rush. In the middle of it, the aforementioned co-worker decided she was going to head home. About half an hour later, she comes back in, hands me a Kel-Tec P-32 in an Uncle Mike's clip on IWB, she asked if I'd dropped anything. This was about 3 nanoseconds before I suffered a nervous breakdown over the fact that I hadn't even noticed that it was missing.

Lessons learned:
1. I don't think that clearly while "chatting," with pretty co-workers.
2. Uncle Mikes clipon holsters suck.
3. Carrying a gun so small that "you forget it's there," isn't all it's cracked up to be.

~~~Mat
 
My wife and I left the house one morning, and I had my Taurus PT145 in my Smartcarry, as I always do. Went to Midas to have some work done on my truck, was there a few minutes, then my in-laws picked us up and we went out to breakfast at a buffet. Made 3 trips thru the line (it was good and I was hungry). As we were leaving a gentleman stopped me and told me I was unzipped. I suppose the only thing that kept it from being totally obvious was the fact that I have the blue Smartcarry and I was wearing jeans. Either that, or anyone else was just scared to say anything :p
 
Embarrassing, but here goes. I learned from it, trust me.

Ten years ago, I stopped at a gas station just after 10 pm to fill up. At the time, I carried a Glock 19 in a fanny pack (I know, go ahead and laugh. I don't have it anymore) and was walking around my SUV checking tire pressure while the tank filled. Rear driver's side had a large rock wedged in it, so I bent over to dislodge it. Fanny pack got in the way, so I removed it and set it on the rear bumper thinking I'd grab it as soon as I was done.

For some reason that never happened.

Drove away, and about 20 minutes later while on the way to a restaurant, I reached for my fanny pack which contained my checkbook and realized it wasn't where I usually kept it. I pulled over, and still couldn't find it. Of course, it then clicked where I last saw it. :what: I cussed, and then had to make the phone call. :cuss:

I called the dispatch center and embarrassingly told my co-worker I needed to make a lost property report. She asked if it happened to be a fanny pack with a Glock in it and I told her it was. A good natured citizen stopped at a light in front of the gas station, looked down, and saw it laying in the street. She picked it up, took it home, and showed her husband who told her to call it in. Bear in mind, this is in Lakewood, Washington (those who frequently watch COPS will be familiar with it; those who live nearby will know it well, too) and the area was not known for its impressively low crime statistics. I was told that a Deputy had picked it up from the citizen and was going to call me in a few minutes after looking through it and finding my checkbook. I said I'd just meet him at the precinct and get it from him there.

I walked in, and found he had emptied out my fanny pack and taped every single thing in it to the white board in the turnout room with the words, "WAY TO GO!" in huge letters. I humbly collected my pistol, the magazine, 15 rounds, my checkbook, and a few dumb things, and headed out the door, but not before buying the Deputy breakfast for being a good sport about it. He still gives me a bad time every now and then.

I would've loved to have thanked the honest citizen for finding my property, but I never followed up on it. Never again would that fanny pack be worn. :banghead:

I learned the importance of carrying on my person, and I'm very much aware of how badly I messed up that night. Sheesh. Could've turned out much worse.
 
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gun case on top of my car...

The last post reminds me of another recent incident with my trusty Ruger GPNY...

I picked up my friend from a cruise ship docked at the Port of Miami in sunny Miami FL. As we packed my car I put my plastic case with my loaded .38spl Ruger DA only GPNY on the roof. We were in a rush and my friend had a lot of camera gear to pack. We zoomed out of the parking lot and a cabbie started to yell at me. :uhoh: Thinking this guy was some nutbar I started to ignore him but the nice man was trying to alert me to my gun case on the roof! :eek: I jumped out and snatched the case. To leave a loaded .38spl revolver in a major US city is not a good thing....:rolleyes:

Rusty S
 
just a thought...

I'm not flaming anybody, we all make mistakes, but has anyone else noticed that most of these stories involve either not using a holster or using a cheap holster? Funny thread and some great stories but there is a lesson here.
 
I think the lesson is it's safer to carry your weapon in a holster but it's also sometimes inconvenient.
 
This morning when my 16 year old daughter asked for lunch money I reached into my pocket and pulled out a handful of change, a bunch of wadded up bills (I should remember to use my wallet) and quite a few 9mm rounds that I must have tossed in my pocket when I was at the range yesterday. I sort of froze. She casually grabbed the bills and said "I hate carrying a lot of change".
 
During a very intense 2-day advanced fighting pistol course, while taking a break, I nearly dropped my Glock 22 into the deep blue/black water of the portable toilet. I caught it as it fell out of my holster, mid-air. The thought of having to fish that out, well.... I'm now very careful now about where I loosen my belt and I always carry a spare gun!
 
I was getting into a patrol unit when my +2 magazine extinson brushed against the door frame, and all my ammo dumped into the parking lot. Got rid of the +2.:what:
 
I dropped my G19 in the bathroom while downloading a bowl baby during my very first CCW class. Of all places...Gunsite Academy! :eek:

Didn't go in the toilet, thankfully. I had a cheap "slide" type kydex OWB on a floppy leather belt. The belt allowed the holster/gun to rotate away from my body enough to let the gun slide out as it had no retention. I bought that holster at J&G Sales in Prescott, Az at the last minute for the course and, needless to say, my holster education began right then and there. I have much better options these days. :cool:
 
More recently I fired a round out of my Sig 220, holstered it...and three hours later discovered I hadn't decocked the sucker.
Mine is very similar. When I have to enter places where carry is illegal I unload the P228, put the magazine in the empty slot of my two mag holder, and leave the unloaded pistol locked in the car. When I get back in the car I insert a magazine, chamber a round and decock before reholstering.

One evening I got home and discovered I forgot to decock upon leaving one such building early in the day, and had been working most of the day with the cocked P228 on my hip.
 
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